好吧 好吧 在他们把我们赶出去之前再来一次 Okay, okay, one more before they kick us out of here.
我在康复中心的泳池旁按摩的时候 I'm getting a massage by the pool
接到了一个电话 at the rehab facility when they bring over a phone
说我的节目被取消了 and tell me my show's been canceled,
我每晚要花5000美元来打扫卫生 and I am getting cleaned out at 5K a night
而我的收入还不到零 对吧 to get cleaned up and I got less than no income, right?
所以 我准备越过栅栏 So, I am ready to bolt over the fence,
当我看到游泳池对面 那个把《老友记》上传到网上的高管 and start making headlines again when I see,
Friends: 《老友记》美国著名电视剧
把脸塞进一个有六个奶酪的墨西哥卷饼里的时候 shoving his face into a six-cheese burrito
我就准备开始写头条了 across the pool, the exec who put Friends on the network.
记住 那是1996 Yeah. Remember, this is '96, which, as I say it,
你们都还没出生呢 is before any of you were born.
那是一个年份 如果你们有人不知道的话 It was a year, in case anyone's wondering, yeah.
《老友记》那时达到了顶峰 And Friends was at its peak.
你们可能不知道《老友记》是什么 Oh, you probably don't know what Friends is.
是一个电视节目哦 然后电视节目是... Friends is a TV show, and a TV show is,
嗯... 我该怎么解释呢 ah, how do I explain this? Um...
就像是你在盒子上看的更长的Snapchat It's like a longer Snapchat that you watch on a box
Snapchat: 即时社交软件 多以视频图片形式
但是是在客厅里看 but in the living room.
这家伙吃东西的样子 我以前见过 The way this guy's eating, like I've seen this before,
我感觉到了 I've felt this, right?
如果你无法变得很健美 When you can't get a real fix,
那你接下来最好多摄入碳水化合物 then the next best thing is loading up on carbs,
所以我想帮他一个忙 so I figure I'll do his cholesterol a favor
把他的胆固醇偷偷放进一个小罐子里 and smuggle in a little pot.
在康复计划中没有什么大不了的 对吧 No big deal in the grand scheme of rehab, right,
我们建立了联系 虽然对当时28岁的我 and we bond, except to 28-year old me, bonding meant
这种联系只意味着推销我出色的新电视节目 pitching my brilliant new television show.
所以之后发生了什么 So, what happened next?
那就是故事的不变之处了 Well, that's, that's the constant of the story.
我是说 你就算不问 I mean, presumably I was going to tell it to completion
我也会说完的 even without your question.
天呐 你在电影学校学了四年 Oh my God, four years of film school
他们没有教你必须完成你的叙述吗 they didn't teach you you have to finish your narratives?
我是说 你不能依赖于有傻瓜问你 I mean, you can't rely on some dumbass to ask you
接下来发生了什么 what's going to happen next.
你得自己告诉那个傻子 I mean, you have to tell that dumbass yourself.
不不不 我开玩笑呢 孩子 你挺好的 挺好的 No, no, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Kid, you're fine, you're fine.
伙计 我真想加入他们 Man, I want to be a part of that.
永远不要低估好杯托会让你看起来多么酷 Never underestimate how cool a good cup hold makes you look.
是啊 我们这一代不可避免的毁灭 Yeah, the inevitable ruin of our generation,
- 低估杯子能让你看起来有多酷 - 是啊 - underestimating how cool a cup makes you look. - Yeah.
不能是任意一个杯子 一定得是一个很好的杯子 I mean it can't just be any cup. It's got to be a good cup.
这就像 不管我是在闲逛 还是做我自己的事 It's like, ah. Whenever I'm just hanging out, doing my thing,
我不在乎你在看我 I don't care if you're looking.
什么样的混蛋不拿着任何东西啊 What kind of dick just doesn't hold anything?
我觉得你如果不只喝橙汁你会更酷 I feel like it'd be cooler for you if it wasn't just orange juice.
他们到底在说什么 What can they possibly be saying
能让迈克尔·伯维尔笑 to Michael Burwell to make him laugh?
不知道 可能是个笑话或者趣事吧 I don't know, like a funny joke or an anecdote.
- 我们说完杯子了吗 - 这四年里我们认识的这些人 - Are we done with cups? - In the four years that we've known these people
在任何时候 have they ever, at any point, told you
有和你讲过笑话或者趣事吗 a funny joke or anecdote?
上周 妮可她... Last week, Nicole she...
不 客观地说 No, I guess objectively, it was just kind of
那只是普通的一句话 words strung together.
我不知道谁是妮可 I don't know who Nicole is.
这些人你一个都不知道 You don't know who any of these people are.
- 那是谁 - 哪个 次贷吗 - Who's that? - Who, subprime?
看 他就提到了“次贷”这个词一次 See? One time he mentions the word "subprime" and for four years,
然后整整这四年里 你就只这么叫他 他在每个... that's it, that's all you call him. He was in every single...
他说这那个词来自《木乃伊归来》 He said it in reference to The Mummy Returns.
:The Mummy Returns: 《木乃伊归来》美国电影
我真嫉妒你能... I am so jealous of your ability...
- 是啊 那里没有直通线 - 你完全健忘的天赋 - Yeah, there's no through line, there. - Your gift to be absolutely oblivious.
我是说 次贷吗 But I mean, subprime?
- 吱吱作响的椅子 该死的磁铁 - 磁铁 - Squeaky chair, goddamn magnets. - Magnets.
他们不值得迈克尔·伯维尔花这个时间 They don't deserve Michael Burwell's time.
他为什么还在这儿 毕业典礼已经结束了 I mean, why is he still here? He's done his commencement.
为什么他不直接回家 Why doesn't he just go back home?
我想是学校出钱让他来的 I think the school pays him to be here
你是反对他还是反对学生 怎么突然说这个 and are you against him or the students? Because this isn't tracking.
我反对的是这些孩子会带着 I'm against the idea that these kids are going to leave university and think
他们和好莱坞最佳编剧建立了联系的想法离开学校 they have the greatest writer in Hollywood as a contact.
就像 你要对他说什么 Like, what do you say to him?
“我的论文对比了你早期 "Yeah, my thesis contrasts your early screenplay
和卡夫卡创作的剧本 哦对了 你能看一下我的剧本吗 work with Kafka, oh by the way, can you read my script?
最后的转折是他正在做梦” The twist at the end is the guy's dreaming."
切 去死吧 Pfft, get fucked.
这个太棒了 我要用它作为我的开头 That was really good and I'm going to use it as my opener.
那我是说去死还是就... Now, do I say get fucked or just...
你真的要过去吗 You're actually going to go over there?
是啊 你觉得我们为什么还在这里 Yeah, why do you think we're still here?
我又不像你需要证明什么东西 And I don't have something to prove like you.
我宁愿在我成为一个编剧之后 I would rather just meet and speak with the guy
以平等的身份与他见面交谈 as an equal once I become a writer and not be
而不是这群极其平庸的学生中的一员 a part of this horde of desperately average students.
请永远不要停止对没有任何经验支持的事情 Please, never stop having such strong opinions
有如此强烈的看法 about things with absolutely no experience to back them up.
- 这就是我喜欢你的原因之一 - 是是是 - It is one of the things I love about you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
去吧 我去外面透透气或者洗个脸 Go over there. I'll be outside getting air or splashing
我不知道 就人们做的那些事 water on my face, I don't know, whatever people do.
祝你愉快 Have fun at your big break.
你不想祝我好运吗 You don't want to wish me luck?
不不不 我说过的 No, no, that's sort of what I was saying
这和幸运没什么关系 is that luck has nothing to do with it.
老实说 如果我把那些比我幸运的人的剧本都给复印了 Honestly, just shoot me in the face if I wind up
就朝我开一枪吧 photocopying scripts for people who got luckier than me.
来一根吗 Want one?
不 我不抽烟 Oh, no, I don't smoke.
但是我一定得拿一根 But I'm obviously going to take one.
这是经典电影场景 没有人会对香烟说不 对吧 This is a classic movie scene. No one ever says no to a cigarette, right?
那些孩子让人精疲力竭 是吧 Those kids are exhausting, huh?
只是想要我的建议而已 没什么不对 Just want my advice. Nothing wrong with them.
- 他们没有任何一个人会成功的 - 大部分 是的 - None of them are going to make it. - Most of them, it's true.
我能告诉你为什么吗 Can I tell you why?
爱死这样的问题了 反正不管你怎么样都会告诉我 Love questions like that, because you're going to tell me anyway.
因为他们没有一个是独创的 Because not one of them in there is original.
不仅是他们的写作里 还有他们的生活 In their writing, absolutely not, but in their lives, too.
他们像是一堆参加实地考察的孩子 It's all to come running up to meet you
拿着根该死的跳绳 like a bunch of kids on a field trip
都跑过来见你 holding a fucking skipping rope.
但是你一个人在这里 显然你是有独创性的 But you're out here alone, so, clearly you're original.
和现在这平庸的场景不同 Well, in lieu of the cliché of the scene that's playing out right now,
我知道如果我不做点什么让你有印象的事 I know if I don't do something to impress you, you're going to
你也会走进去之后就忘记我 walk back inside and forget me, too.
失去机会 Opportunity lost.
你有什么计划吗 You got a plan?
有个大纲 Skeleton of a plan.
和谋杀有关吗 Involve murder?
嗯 可能尝试下 Hmm. Attempted maybe.
你是我的英雄 你知道吗 You're a personal hero of mine, see.
也许我得做点疯狂的事来打动你 Maybe I have to do something crazy to impress you.
你有一个比你人看起来强大得多的自信心 You have the confidence of a much larger man.
你怎么知道我不能就这么把你踹你一脚 How do you know I can't just kick the shit out of you?
其实不行 因为我一天大概12个小时对着电脑 And I can't, because I'm in front of a laptop like 12 hours a day.
我们一起去吃冻酸奶怎么样 What do you say we go for a frozen yogurt, instead?
我们去吃冻酸奶 低脂的 We grab a fro-yo, we go with the low-fat,
就像逃脱谋杀一样 that's like getting away with murder.
我不是真的要“杀死”你 Well, I'm not actually going to "kill" you.
就只是 It's just,
我写了一个关于这个的短片 you know, I wrote a short about this
在我大一的时候 in first year.
好 让我设置一下场景 All right, let me set the scene, so,
这是一个很黑 下着雪的晚上 it's a dark, snowy night.
我对你的伤害大到可以让你起诉我 I hurt you enough so that you can sue me, right.
我和你在审判期间一起呆了很长时间 You and I spend a lot of time together during the trial.
在文件披露期间 我提交了一份剧本 Now, during the document disclosure process, I submit a script.
法律上要求你的法律团队必须 The law says that your legal team is required
阅读我递交的所有材料 to read everything I submit into discovery.
所以你读了我的剧本 自然非常喜欢它 So, you read it, you love it, naturally,
嗯 就是这样 and, uh, that's my end.
在好莱坞 关键是你认识谁 Huh, Hollywood. It's all about who you know.
看到了吗 这是一个很好的电影名字啊 See? That would have been a great name for the film. Ah.
嗯 这就是为什么你是专家 Well, that's why you're the pro.
这是为什么... This is why...
对不起 我打扰到你了吗 Sorry, am I interrupting something?
- 打扰谁 - 哞 - Interrupting who? - Moo.
那是一个猜猜谁来了的笑话吗 Was that a knock knock joke?
- 我后悔我说的话 - 嗯哼 - I regret everything. - Hmm.
我只是看见你挥舞着你的手 I just saw you waving your hands around,
我猜你可能在排练什么场景 或者... and I guess I assumed that you were probably rehearsing a scene, or...
等下 Just one sec, hold on.
就一下 One second.
我忘记我的杯子...喝的了 Forgot my cup... drink.
你在喝什么 What're you drinking?
尝起来像... 苏格兰威士忌 Tastes like... scotch.
很明显 绝对不是苏格兰威士忌了 That's clear, so it's definitely not scotch.
不太喝酒 Not a big drinker.
道德上的原因 还是... For moral reasons, or...
我只是觉得所以人都喝酒 I just figure everybody drinks,
特别是在大学里 所以喝酒能有多好呢 especially in university, so, how great can it be?
所以你是反大众的那种咯 So you're a contrarian, then?
如果你说是 那就不是 Not if you say I am.
我... I...
你... You...
哦 所以你也认识字母 Oh, so you know letters, too?
为什么 Why?
我不知道 我以为我们在做点什么 I don't know, I thought we were doing a bit.
我们确实 Oh, well we were.
“Y”也是一个字母 不知道你知不知道 "Y" is also a letter. I'm not sure you knew that.
y: 英文字母 发音和 “why”(为什么) 一样
- 啊 - 嗯哼 - Ah! - Hmm.
你刚刚毕业吗 Did you just graduate?
你没注意我和你是一个毕业班的吗 Didn't you notice I was in your graduating class?
从来都不太注意那些 Never really pay too much attention to that.
比如 生活 Like, life?
是啊 从来都没理解生活 Yeah, yeah, never understood it.
我想他们在学校教那个的那天 我生病了 I think I was sick the day that they taught that at school.
该死 伙计 我以为我生病那天 Shit, man. I thought I was missing out because I was sick
- 错过了他们教草书 - 是吧 - the day they taught cursive. - Right?
你以为他们那节课会教 You'd think that they would stretch that lesson
- 至少一个星期 - 是啊 - over at least a week. Yeah. - Right.
但是反正又有谁会写草书呢 But who uses cursive anyway, so.
你不是那种“我讨厌写草书的人”吧 You're not one of those "I hate cursive people," are you?
如果你是 那诅咒... If you are, then curse...
你 you.
我已经透好气了 I've received the air that I came out here for.
我要去... I'm going to...
拿着 Take this.
你干什么了... 你往里面下药了吗 What did you... Did you roofie this?
伙计 我很亢奋 Man. I was on.
我平时不会这样 除非我写的角色很亢奋 I mean, I'm not usually on like that, unless I'm writing a character that's on.
你 亢奋 You, on?
对什么亢奋 What are on about?
- 你对什么东西亢奋吗 - 那儿 - You on something? - There.
她来了 她... There she is. She's, uh...
该死 我都不知道她名字 谁会不问个名字 Shit, I didn't get a name. Who doesn't get a name?
你 我们之前刚讨论过你是怎么不记名字的 You. We just did whole bit about how you don't get names.
她认识迈克尔·伯维尔吗 She knows Michael Burwell?
- 谁 - 刚刚和我拍了一场戏的女孩 - Who? - The girl I just did a scene with.
或者说 我刚刚讲过话的 Or, like talked to, I guess.
来 过来 Here, come on.
科尔和奥斯汀 Cole and Austin.
瓢虫怎么知道我名字的 How does ladybug know my name?
你刚刚叫我瓢虫了吗 Did you just call me ladybug?
- 有一次你肩膀上停了一只瓢虫... - 那其实是布莱恩 - You had a ladybug on your shoulder once... - That was actually Brian.
- 谁他妈是布莱恩 - 那个狩猎帽 - Who the hell's Brian? Ah. - Safari hat guy.
天呐 你们俩在一起太可爱了 Oh, my God, you guys are like, so cute together.
好 我们要全班自拍合照了 Okay, we're going to do the class selfie,
虽然我们有这个摄影照片捕捉器 except we've got this photography photo snapper.
反正有人会帮我们拍 Some guy who's just going to take it for us.
- 会很复古的 - 哇 很酷 - It's going to be so retro. - Wow, super cool.
嗨 女士...女孩 你知道她是谁吗 Hey, lady... girl. Do you know who that is?
你知道 伯维尔在《美国周刊》上经常出现 You know, Burwell is in US Weekly a lot.
可能是 什么年轻女演员 It could be like, some young actress
好莱坞女友那种 Hollywood girlfriend type.
伯维尔住在附近吗 Is Burwell staying near here?
你们不读TMZ吗 You guys didn't read TMZ?
TMZ: 一家名人八卦新闻网站
首字母缩写对他来说信息量太大了 Acronyms are TMI for him.
太... Too...
太多首字母了 many initials.
好吧 伯维尔2014年开始又复发了 Okay, so Burwell relapsed again since 2004
或者不知道随便什么古老年代开始 or whatever ancient year.
现在他只是离开好莱坞一段时间 Now he's just taking some time away from Hollywood
这样他就可以戒毒 现在流言就是 so he can detox and the whole rumor is
他在穆斯科卡的湖上建了个巨大的房子 is that he's got this stupidly huge lake house
他就在那儿休息 in Muskoka and he's just chilling there.
所以我们现在可以自拍了吗 So, can we take this selfie o-.
我想我没办法说服你拍第一张自拍吧 I guess I can't convince you to take your first reverse selfie?
你更有可能说服我拍我的第一张小弟弟的照片 You'd have more success convincing me to take my first dick pic.
该死 Shit.
有人喝醉了 Someone's drunky.
不不 我只是按错了 No, no, I just, I hit the wrong button.
一定是那一口酒让你喝醉了 Must have been all that one sip of alcohol.
对了 我觉得我应该 Uh, by the way, I feel like I should
说我之前忘记说的话 我是萨内 say what I forgot to say earlier. I'm sane.
萨内 那是什么 土耳其语 Sane? What is that? Turkish?
只是我在自言自语 Just the whole me talking to myself thing.
我是作家 所以有职业风险 I'm a writer, so occupational hazard.
我预想一些老掉牙的场景 然后尝试 I envision cliché scenes and then I try and
去寻找新的视角 find a new take on them.
这就是我刚刚在做的事 So, that's what I was doing.
像我们这样在停车场偶遇的老掉牙情节吗 Clichés like us running into each other in the parking lot?
是啊 是挺老掉牙的 Yeah, that would be a cliché.
那这样的情节结局是 And the cliché ending is?
认真的吗 Honestly?
我拿到你的号码 Me getting your number.
嗯 不错 Mmm, good one.
还好你喜欢避免陈词滥调 Good thing you like to avoid Clichés, then.
因为我喜欢避免和作家约会 Because I like to avoid dating writers and if I had
如果我有了你的号码 我不知道会发生什么 your number, then I don't know where that would go.
就是说 你现在没有和别人约会对吧 So, that means you're not currently dating, right?
现在是晚上九点 我正一个人离开聚会 Well, it's nine p.m. and I'm alone leaving a party
聚会上我唯一一个 where the only person I talked to for longer
交谈超过20秒的人是你 所以你觉得呢 than 20 seconds was you, so...
我还不知道你的名字 I actually never got your name.
是啊 因为你从来没问过 Yeah, because you never asked for it.
我能知道你的名字吗 Can I get your name?
- 海莉 - 海莉 - Haley. - Haley?
就这样吗 That's it?
你还在期待什么 Did you expect something?
不 我是说 No, I mean...
就这样吗 你就这么走了吗 That's it? You're just going to leave?
我得去排练了 I got to go rehearse.
你是个演员吗 Oh, you're an actress?
歌手 Singer.
或者一个油管翻唱艺术家 Or a YouTube cover artist, moonlighting as a
YouTube: 油管 国外视频网站
兼职一个流浪冒险女孩 wandery adventure girl with just a dash
还是个专业歌唱比赛赢家 of professional contest winner.
哦 好 Oh. Cool.
啊对了 我是科尔 I'm, uh, Cole, by the way.
我们在填充简历的话 And as long as we're padding our resumes,
我会近景魔术 I do close up magic.
哇 Wow.
我真的很期待永远都看不到它 I really look forward to never seeing that.
好吧 Okay.
下次见 I'll see you.
如果是命中注定的话 If it's meant to be, I guess.
采访: 迈克尔·伯维尔谈论最近得的奥斯卡奖项
他女儿 Daughter.
♪ 新奥尔良有一栋房子 ♪ ♪ There is a house in New Orleans ♪
♪ 他们叫它升起的太阳 ♪ ♪ They call the Rising Sun ♪
♪ 那是许多可怜男孩的废墟 ♪ ♪ It's been the ruin of many a poor boy ♪
设计爱情
♪ 对于我 天呐 也是 ♪ ♪ And me, oh, God, for one ♪
我们在看什么 What are we looking at?
我... I'm...
要和那个女孩约会 going to date that girl.
那儿有一家Arby's That's an Arby's down there, man.
Arby‘s: 美国连锁快餐店
你知道有多少著名的编剧 Do you know how many famous screenwriters
是出生在一个对的家庭里的 were born into the right family?
埃夫隆 艾布拉姆斯 莉娜·邓纳姆 兰迪斯 保罗·托马斯·安德森 Efron, Abrams, Lena Dunham, Landis, Paul Thomas Anderson.
他们都是的 All of them had an in.
我也有些名字 I have names, too.
索尔金 斯特林 塔伦蒂诺 该死的迈克尔·伯维尔 Sorkin, Sterling, Tarantino, frigging Michael Burwell!
他们想出了奇怪的 轻率的计划吗 Did they come up with like, a weird, hair-brained scheme
还是他们很努力 or did they do hard work?
我正在抓住机会 I'm seizing an opportunity.
我遇到了世界上最棒的编剧的女儿 I met the daughter of the world's greatest screenwriter.
我接近了她 就接近了他 I get close to her, I get close to him
之后就像我没工作几个星期 and then it's like I'm born into Hollywood royalty
就出生在好莱坞皇族 without more than a few weeks of work.
工作就是和一个女孩约会 The work being dating a girl?
不 但你是对的 那是最棒的部分了 No, but you're right. That's the best part.
嗯 第二棒 Well, second best.
我喜欢她 伙计 她很酷 I like this girl, man. She's cool.
结束的时候 就是生活经验 At the end of the day, it's life experience.
这就是你说的我的写作需要的东西 It's what you're saying my writing always needs.
不不不不不 那不是生活经验 No, no, no, no, no, no. This is not life experience.
这是像所有的烂浪漫喜剧里的男人 This is every shitty rom-com where a guy
打赌要睡到一个女孩 makes a bet and he has to sleep with the girl
然后被女生知道了 and then the girl finds out and there's like,
还得有一只珍奇的宠物 an exotic animal pet and I feel like
最后我感觉他们总是因为什么原因去漂流了 they always go on a rafting trip for some reason.
不不不 我不会那么写的 No, no, no. That's not how I'll write it.
没有陈词滥调 没有胡说八道 No Clichés, no bullshit.
我会写一个浪漫喜剧 I'll write a romantic comedy
结果会是…不可抗拒的 that plays out to be... irresistible.
你为什么不直接在脸书上给她发消息呢 Then why can't you just message her on Facebook?
因为 Because.
我有机会写下自己的第一印象 I have an opportunity here to write my own first impression,
额 第二印象 无所谓了 well, second, I guess, but whatever.
帮助我成为一个真正的男孩 Help me learn to be a real boy.
好吧 Fine.
我想看到你成为一个真正的男孩 I would love to see you be a real boy.
七号伏特加 谢谢 Vodka seven, please.
两杯 Make that two.
那就14号伏特加吧 So, vodka 14.
第一页 人物重写 是吧 Page one character re-write, huh?
哦 我现在已经大学毕业了 Oh, I figure I'm out of school now, so,
那我今天没什么可叛逆的了 我可以喝酒了 as of today I have nothing to rebel against, so I can drink.
你知道其实一般人们为了叛逆而喝酒 You know usually people drink in order to rebel
而不是对喝酒叛逆 instead of rebelling against drinking,
但是管他呢 来吧 but what the heck, let's go.
- 这尝起来像土 - 这是胡椒 - Mmm, this tastes like dirt. - It's pepper.
你已经22了 从来没有谈过恋爱 Uh, you being 22, never having been in a relationship,
我不觉得对你人物或者碳基生命形式的 I don't feel like that's going to sell for you
塑造有帮助 as a character or like a carbon-based life form.
哎哎哎 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
我和女孩在一起过好吗 I been with girls, all right?
另一方面 我觉得 You, on the other hand, I don't think
你从来没和任何人 I've ever seen you once do any part
上过垒 of the baseball analogy with anybody.
和人类 Been with people.
因为就算是一个糟糕的，松散的组合果冻 Because even like a bad, loose assorted Jello
也不会22年都没不小心和女生约过会 wouldn't go 22 years without accidentally dating someone.
所以从这一点切入 So you cut to this.
我们喝了很多酒 We've had lots of drinks.
我们喝了很多酒 We have had a lot to drink.
我知道 但是这个太好莱坞了 I know, but this is too Hollywood.
这就是我要说的 This is what I'm saying.
就像 我们喝下一杯的时候 Like, the waiter would have taken our glass away
服务员会把我们之前的杯子拿走 对吧 when we got another drink, right?
所以为什么它们都还在这儿 So why are they all still here?
服务太差了 That's just bad service.
现实生活中 Like, in real life...
不是这样的吗 Is this not that?
行了 All right.
你脸上这种悲伤 古怪的表情已经足够了 Enough of this sad, quirky, in your head shit.
如果你认为你可以摆脱直的 If you think you can pull off the straight,
白人的 男性领导的东西 而且保持它 white, leading male thing and maintain it,
那就试试吧 give it a shot.
这地方毫无生气 伙计 This place is pretty dead, man.
好吧 我会做的 你认为我不会吗 我会的 All right, I'll do it. You don't think I'll do it? I'll do it.
嗨 你怎么样 我很好 (我是酷) Hey, how's it going? I'm cool.
- 那是你的台词吗 - 保持在角色里 伙计 那是我的名字 - That's your line? - Stay in character, man, that's my name.
- 酷 - 我刚刚说酷了吗 - Cool? - Did I say cool?
忘记它 假装那是我说的 Crushing it, just pretend it's me.
就是你 It is you, just...
- 嗨 你怎么样 我很好 - 你中风了吗 - Hey, how are you? I'm cool. - So, you're having a stroke?
不 我只是不想伸手 No, I'm keeping my hands to myself.
你的皮肤好软 Your skin is so soft.
就像... It's like, uh...
新生的小牛皮 newborn calf skin.
- 好甜 - 噫 什么 - That is so sweet. - Ew, what?
- 不 那样很奇怪 - 是挺怪的 - No, that's weird. - Yeah, it's weird.
我摸过多少新生的小牛 How many newborn calves am I touching?
小牛是牛吗 小羊是绵羊吗 Is a calf a cow? Is lamb a sheep?
那是我现在好奇的事情了 These are the things that I'm wondering now.
我喜欢你笑的时候 就像... I love your laugh It's like a...
现在我满脑子都是羊了 well, all I'm thinking about is sheep now.
你和别人说话的时候看哪里 Where do you look when you talk to someone?
他们的眼睛吗 Their eyes?
不 听起来不对 No, that doesn't sound right.
我不喜欢这个杯子 给我你那个 I don't like this cup. Give me your cup.
我想拿着你的杯子 I want to hold your cup.
这个感觉更好 我更喜欢这个 That's a better vibe. I like that more.
这个一点不好喝 That one's no fun.
- 噫 - 是啊 - Ew. - Yuck.
我一整晚都在忍受那个了 I been dealing with that all night.
- 我要教你点东西 - 好 - I'm going to teach you something. - Okay.
它叫克鲁尼 这是我最喜欢的技巧 It's called the Clooney, and it's my favorite move.
你先往上看 再往下看 再回来 - 好 - So, you're going to look up, down and back up. - Okay.
我往上看 往下看 再回来 So I look up, look down and look back up.
不要用你的头 用眼睛 Less with the head, though. Just with the eyes.
你应该拍一个女孩的背吗 Are you supposed to tap a girl on the back
在你抱她的时候 就像... when you hug her, like, is it like a...
如果我要打喷嚏 我要看谁 Who do I see if I have to sneeze?
- 天呐 谢谢 - 好 我在往下看 - Oh, thank God. - Okay, I'm looking down.
- 回来 - 往回来看 - Back up. - Look back up.
但是我会睁开眼睛 I'll open my eyes, though.
- 眼睛睁开 - 好 - Eyes open. - Okay.
- 一直睁着 - 往下看 - Whole time. - Look down.
- 往回看 - 往回看 - Look back up. - Look back up.
这样很好 非常好 That's good, that's really good.
- 那样可以吗 - 很有魅力 - Was that okay? - That is charming.
- 谢谢 伙计 - 对她爸也这么做 - Oh, thanks, man. - Do that to her dad, too.
谁爸 Whose dad?
哦 这是一个很好的研究会议 Oh, that was a good research session.
研究会议 Research session.
- 我觉得我能走进自己的内心了 - 欢迎来到喝酒的世界 - I feel like I was able to step inside myself. - Welcome to drink.
但这就像当我在写一个角色的时候 书页在流动 But it was like when I'm writing a character and the pages are flowing,
我可以就这样活下去 你知道吗 I could just live it, you know?
就这样生活 Just live it.
刚刚真有趣 Those are fun.
你很有趣 You're fun.
- 而且你在生活 - 嗯哼 - And you are living. - Mmm hmm.
- 而且我很开心 - 嗯 - And I am happy. - Mmm.
而且那很棒 And it is good!
回来 我需要一个成年人 Come back, I need an adult!
男孩... Boy...
遇见... meets...
女孩 girl.
需要一个美丽的邂逅 Going to need a meet-cute.
香草拿铁 Vanilla chai latte.
那是我的 That's mine!
得更独特一点 Oh, it's got to be more original.
是啊 你还没有想到 伙计 Yeah, not in your head with you, buddy.
我遇见那个女孩的公园 The park where I meet the girl,
我必须 I need to like,
把她困在欢乐的网中 trap her in a web of delightfulness.
哦 所以这是一个最危险的游戏类型的场景 Oh, so this is like a most dangerous game type scenario.
为什么 Um, how's that?
不是打猎 Well, instead of hunting man,
你在追逐和一个女人的关系 you're hunting a relationship with a woman
额 其实你也是在狩猎 that, well, that you're actually also hunting.
- 这不是个坏主意诶 - 不 这是个坏主意 - That's actually not a bad idea. - No, it's a bad idea.
是个非常坏的主意 你在计划抢劫一个女人 It's a very bad idea. You're planning a heist targeting a human woman.
哦 我还挺喜欢这样的 Oh, I kind of like that.
所以 为了狩猎 我要追踪她 So, for hunting, I track her.
不是足迹 用推特 Instead of footprints, there's Twitter,
照片墙 脸书 所有那些 Instagram, Facebook all that stuff,
然后我要做的就是去见她然后就像你说的 是抢劫 and then all I got to do is meet her and then like you said, it's a heist.
所以我去了解她的日常习惯 然后我们自然地 So I learn the routine, and then we do
在照片拼接墙上做计划 the montage where I set up the plan, naturally.
然后如果她想的话 我可以和她约会 And then I date her, if she wants to,
但是她为什么会不想呢 but why wouldn't she want to?
♪ 恶魔知道 ♪ ♪ The devil who knows that ♪
♪ 我诚实的面孔的样子 ♪ ♪ The run from my honest face ♪
♪ 我在寻找你 ♪ ♪ I'm looking for you ♪
♪ 我变得更糟了 ♪ ♪ I got myself worse ♪
♪ 先建议你 ♪ ♪ To recommend first ♪
♪ 就像天使的诅咒 ♪ ♪ Came like an angel's curse ♪
♪ 你看 我变得更好了 ♪ ♪ I'm better, you see ♪
♪ 我现在是水牛了 ♪ ♪ I'm buffalo now and ♪
♪ 马跑了过来 ♪ ♪ Horses run in and ♪
♪ 任何你想要的东西 ♪ ♪ Anything as you want ♪
♪ 都是为了你自己 ♪ ♪ You want it all for yourself ♪
马里波萨市场寻找钥匙链大赛
- 你在... - 你去吧 - Are you... - You go.
谢谢 谢谢 Oh, yeah, thanks, thanks.
嗨 Hey! Hi, hiya.
嘿 我能要个奶酪通心粉吗 Hey, can I grab a mac and cheese, please?
谢谢 谢谢你 Thanks, thank you.
哦 我要和她一样的 Oh, I'll have what she's having.
就字面上的意思 食物的意思 Literally, in a food sense.
啊对不起 我真是笨手笨脚的 Ah, I'm sorry, I'm such a klutz.
不用找了 谢谢 Here, keep the change, thanks.
谢谢 Thanks.
嗨 猜猜是谁刚刚拿到了钥匙链 Hey, guess who just got a face full of keychain?
不 不是比喻 No, it's not a euphemism.
你记得我们看到的那个海报吗 Yeah, remember that poster we saw and it was about
就是那个如果我们找到了钥匙链就有奖品 how if you find a keychain you win a prize?
是啊 不知道 好像是去迈阿密的旅行 Yeah, I don't know. I think it's a trip to Miami.
我是说 这是在一碗通心粉里的钥匙链啊 I mean, it's a keychain in a bowl of macaroni.
奖品肯定得是好东西 对吧 It's got to be something good, right?
是啊 Yeah, yeah.
嗨 Uh... Hey.
这个刚刚在我的食物里 This was in my food.
哦 宝贝 Oh, honey.
这不应该发生的 That's not supposed to happen.
真的对不起 I'm so sorry. Was...
- 那个不是我的 - 不 我不是... - That's not mine. - No, I wasn't...
好奇怪 我也赢了 Oh, that's weird. I won, too.
太疯狂了 我以前从来没赢过 That's crazy, I never won anything before.
我是说 我是职业比赛的冠军 但是… I mean, I'm a professional contest winner, but...
所以我们赢得了什么 So, what do we win?
我不知道你们 I'm not sure quite
在说什么奖品或者你们在说什么... what prize you're talking about or if you're talking...
也许我们只是赢了钥匙链 Maybe we just get the keychain.
什么 不会吧 拜托 一个钥匙链吗 What, no, come on. A keychain?
我可以找一个经理 虽然我就是经理 I can get a manager, unless I'm the manager.
你以前真的什么都没赢过吗 你这个注定的失败者 Have you really never won anything before, you loserey loser.
我小时候曾经赢得过一次拼字比赛 但是 I won a spelling bee once as a kid, but,
那个词是"gum"我拼的时候写了两个“m” the word was gum, and I spelled it with two 'M's.
我…他们把奖给了我 但我不得不假装了五年口吃 I... They gave it to me, but I had to fake a stutter for like, five years.
为了以防你们再吓到我 What if I give you kids gift cards
我给你们礼品卡怎么样 to stop spooking me?
我们不要你的同情礼品卡 We don't want your pity gift cards.
我同意拿礼品卡 I could go for a gift card.
这几乎是我唯一会来的地方 This is like the only place that I come.
我知道 但是我混了... I know, but I mix...
我是说 我不知道你来这里 I mean, I, I don't know that you come here.
你知道吗 我有个好主意 You know what? I've got a great idea.
我们要去一个我知道的地方 We're going to go to a place I know and get
去拿我们应得的奖赏 a fitting prize that we deserve.
跟着我 Follow me.
谢谢你 谢谢 Thank you, thanks.
我有一个问题要问 There's a question that's begging to be asked.
收银员是不是得了动脉瘤 Was the cashier having an aneurysm?
确实有点 She was a bit aneurismy, yeah.
动脉瘤一样 Aneurismysh?
动脉瘤的 Aneurhythmic?
-动脉瘤的 - 动脉瘤的 - Aneurhythmic. -Aneurhythmic
- 对 - 我喜欢那个 - Yes. - I like that.
就是你在街上从晕厥 It's when you go from dropping sick beats to...
- 到癫痫发作的样子 - 是的 - To having seizures in the street. - Yeah.
我还有个问题 I was another question.
我在新闻上见过你吗 Um, have I seen you in the news on account
像是 我不知道 像是连环杀手 of being like, I don't know, like a serial killer?
像那样我不该知道的东西 Something like that, that I shouldn't be following,
因为你看起来很眼熟 because you look really familiar.
连环杀手 我吗 Serial killer, me?
你知道 人们对我的评价 You know, of all the things people say about me
我不认为有这个 I don't think that's one of them.
是吗 为什么 因为所有人都已经在 Oh, why? Because all those people are at the bottom
- 河底了吗 - 是啊 - of a lake somewhere? - Yeah, yeah.
在告密之后 他们反正一定要被连续杀害的 After snitching, they deserved to be serial killed anyway.
是啊 每个人都爱告发 Yeah, everyone's always snitching
当地的连环杀手 on the local serial killer.
- 对 - 就 去找个工作吧 - Right. - It's like, get a job.
连环杀手就有一个工作 他以连续杀人为生 Serial killer has one. He serial kills for a living.
别人的钱 Other peoples' dime.
但是 是啊 你看起来也有点熟悉 But yeah, you kind of look familiar, too.
如果我给你选了一张很棒的专辑 你会说什么 What would you say if I picked you out a great album？
嗯 我会说 祝你好运 Mmm, I would say, good luck finding me one
能找到一个我还没把它塞进耳朵里的专辑 that I haven't shoved obsessively down my earholes
当然我会用不那么奇怪的方式说 except I would say it in a less weird way.
所以你很喜欢音乐 So, you're into music?
好的 戈尔登 我也和其他人一样 Okay, golden, I love playing the meet-cute
很喜欢玩美丽邂逅的游戏 但是 fantasy game as much as anybody, but it's just
就是感觉你并不配合 really starting to feel like you're not playing along.
是科尔 其实 然后你是哈莉 It's Cole, actually, and you are... Harley,
- 毕业聚会上的那个 - 海莉 - from the grad party. - Haley.
我会考虑改名成哈莉的 I would consider changing it to Harley.
听过吗 Heard it?
我不这么认为 Uh... I don't think so.
好 那我就买给你 Well, then I'm buying it for you.
什么... What...
乔妮 Ah, Joni.
这是... 对 正好 谢谢 That's a... Yup, exact change. Thank you.
好... 等下 我没有 Right, okay... wait, I didn't,
你也赢了这个比赛 所以我也要给你 you also won this contest, so I guess I got to
一个很酷的礼物 snag you a cool prizey, too.
嗯 告诉你 Hmm, tell you what.
让我来给你表演个魔术 Let me show you a magic trick.
哦 魔术 很好 Okay, magic, nice.
我希望《惊天魔盗团》的后半段 Um, I hope it's the latter half of Now You See Me.
Now You See Me: 《惊天魔盗团》关于魔术的电影
嗯哼 Mmm.
哇 Wow.
精彩 Riveting.
我之前看过这个 I've seen that one before.
叫... It's called, uh...
鬼扯 bullshit.
这是一个简单的咒语 你会很快 It's a simple charm, and you'll see its effects
看到它的效果 soon enough.
等下 你就... Oh, wait, hold on. You're just...
这一次也不问我要电话吗 Again you're just not going to ask for my number?
哦 你会拿到我的号码的 如果 Oh, you'll get my number if it's,
你之前说什么来着 what were your words?
命中注定的话 Meant to be.
好了，关于编剧室的实习 Okay, so about this writers room internship
我参加了那个很棒的 但是你不知道为什么讨厌的节目 I got on the amazing show that you hate for some reason.
对对对 等下 Yeah, yeah, yeah, one sec, um.
你的笔记中有一个说 One of the notes that you had was that
每个场景里主角都出现太多了 the main character being in every scene was too much.
是啊 他的品味是后天养成的 就像你我都喜欢的紫色番茄酱 Yeah, he's an acquired taste. It's like that purple ketchup that you and I like
但是其他人都不喜欢 所以 应该给普通人留点空间 that no one else did. So, maybe leave room for some normal people,
让他们有能力和我聊一聊我的超棒实习吧 capable of human conversation about the amazing internship I got.
我觉得伯维尔读的时候会懂的 I feel like Burwell's going to get this when he reads it.
我不是要无视你的说的... Not that I'm ignoring whatever it is you're th...
- 不 你知道 我不在乎 - 该死 - No, you know, who cares? - Oh, shit!
这是她打来的 就是这个 Oh, this is her. Ah. This is it.
嗨 Hello?
你的咒语成功了 Your charm was successful.
但是这就是为什么我讨厌魔术 Yeah, but, uh, this is why I hate magic,
因为我现在一直在想你是怎么做到的 because now I can't stop thinking about how you did it.
也许你应该去享受乔妮·米切尔的音乐 Well, maybe you should be enjoying the sounds of Joni Mitchell instead.
我应该去 但是你的电话号码刚好 I would be except the nine in your phone number just
完全抹杀了《圆圈游戏》 completely obliterated "the Circle Game,"
The Circle Game: 《圆圈游戏》乔妮·米切尔的歌
现在它只是转啊转啊转啊 and now it's just going round and round and round
- 在《圆圈游戏》里 - 拜托 - in "the Circle Game." - Oh, come on.
或者就忽略我最好的笑话吧 Or you know, just ignore my best joke.
- 你从来没听过《圆圈游戏》吗 - 当然听过 - You never heard of "the Circle Game?" - No, I have.
- 但是你说你没听过 - 我撒谎了 - But you said that you haven't. - Yeah, well, I lied.
这一直是我最喜欢的歌之一 你拿出这张的时候 It's one of my all-time favorite songs. Except you pulling out that record
对我来说太完美了 我不想用真相毁了它 was just too perfect for me to ruin it with my truth.
每当我听到这首歌 Whenever I hear this song,
让我觉得我就在我应该在的地方 makes me feel like I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
真的吗 Really?
我总是觉得我应该在别的地方 I always feel like I should be somewhere else.
比如 上周 我在一个墨西哥女孩的餐厅 Like, last week, I was at this Mexican girl's
她的家人一直让我 Quinceañera and her family kept telling me
别去排自助餐的队 to get out of the buffet line.
科尔 我不知道 I don't know, Cole.
好的音乐总有一些东西让我 There's something about good music that just makes me
想要严肃一点 不开玩笑 want to be serious and not at all bantery.
所以你觉得这首歌代表什么 So what do you think the song means?
“我们被时间的旋转木马囚禁” "We're captive on the carousel of time."
“我们不能回头 我们只能看看我们来时的地方” "We can't return, we can only look behind from where we came."
我想她的意思是 如果我们看得太远 我们就会错过生活 I think she's saying that if we look too far ahead then we just miss life.
或者它可能意味着我们应该为未来做准备 Or it could mean that we should prepare for the future.
影响你自己的故事 这样你才能书写自己的人生 Influence your own story, that way you can write your own life.
这难道不是一种警告吗 Isn't that kind of the warning of it, though?
你知道 某一天的承诺成就了他的梦想 You know, promises of someday make his dreams.
我不知道 我觉得整个转啊转啊的部分的意思是… I don't know, I feel like that whole round and round part means that...
我们一定会一遍又一遍地犯同样的错误 we're bound to make the same mistakes over and over again, so.
乔妮似乎有点失败 但我是说 Seems a bit defeatist for Joni, but I mean,
如果我们要活在当下 if we're going to go with my whole living in the now thing,
我想约你 I could ask you on a date.
噢 Oh.
因为 你知道 我计划好了整件事 Because, you know, I had like sort of this whole thing planned,
但是 很好 but, uh, that's cool.
第一幕
想象一下如果进了就是一个很酷的时刻 Ah. Imagine that going in. That would have been a cool moment.
那么 你要放弃你计划的第一幕 So, you're throwing away Act I of your plan?
什么 不 兄弟 What? No, dude.
第一幕是个扣篮 Act I was a slam dunk.
兄弟 扣篮不是你在房间里 Okay, buddy. A slam dunk is not when you throw something
扔什么东西 from across the room.
- 更不是你没扔进去的时候 - 好吧 你知道吗 - And definitely not if you miss. - All right, you know what?
你真是在扼杀现在的气氛 奥斯 You're really killing the vibes here, Aus.
- 汀 - 奥斯汀 - Tin. - Austin.
奥斯汀 奥斯汀更好听一点 Austin. Austin's better, yeah.
哇 这地方真壮观 Whoa, this place is spectacatac.
就像出自一些出色的浪漫喜剧的一个史诗教堂 It's like an epic church out of some groovy rom-com.
是啊 就是高潮的时候女孩一个人 Yeah, it's where the girl runs to at the climax
穿着奇怪的像爱丽丝漫游仙境的衣服 to be alone and she's wearing some, like,
跑进的地方 weird Alice In Wonderland looking bullshit,
然后那个男人总会知道他在那儿 and the guy knows she's there because obviously,
因为显然他们是命中注定的 they're meant to be together and they've
而且已经建造了这个地方 already established that location.
听起来很无聊 Sounds lame.
就像残缺的老掉牙的东西 Like a crippling cliché.
我不想喝咖啡 I wanted to do not coffee.
对 我们已经完成了 毕业典礼 唱片店… Right, and we've already done, uh, graduation, record store...
所以理论上下一步是密室脱逃 So the logical next step was escape room.
哦太棒了 这是你逃离房间的地方 还是… Oh, great. Is this is the thing where you escape the room, or...
这比我想的这是哪儿更有道理 That makes way more sense than what I thought it was.
嗨 听说你养了蛇当宠物 Hi, we hear you have snakes to pet?
不 这不对 No, that's not right.
并没有 Is it not.
不 我们想玩密室脱逃 No, we want to escape a room.
- 这才对 - 这是你第一次吗 - Yes, that's right. - Is this your first time?
我之前从房间里逃出去过 Well, I've escaped rooms before.
比如说 我必须从一个房间逃出来才能到这里 Uh, for example, I had to escape a room to get here
我想要离开这个地方 我也必须逃离一个房间 and I assume to leave this place, I'll have to escape a room.
好 所以不是 Okay, so no.
能告诉我你预订的名字吗 And can I get the name you're reserved under?
我们没有预定 We did not make a reservation.
我们的一个朋友说要活在当下 A friend of ours says to live in the now.
好吧 Well.
我们已经订满了 We're fully booked.
这里大概有五个人 There's like, there's like five people here.
他们... 他们正在房间里 试图逃脱 They're... They're in the escape rooms, trying to escape.
对 好吧 没事 反正我们本来也不想玩 Right. Uh, well, that's fine, because we didn't want to play anyway,
我们只是想看看是什么样的 we just wanted to see how it worked.
- 我们还有一个咖啡约会 所以 - 对 - Uh, we have a coffee date to get to, so. - Yes.
如果你们想的话 我可以帮你们预定 If you want, I could make you a reservation.
你能现在就预订吗 Can you make the reservation for now?
我们有空档在... We have availability in...
九月份的时候 September.
三个月后的九月吗 Like the September that is three months from now?
我们非常受欢迎 你们选对了来的地方 We're very popular. Chose the right place to come to.
- 我们应该预定吗 - 我不知道 - Should we make it? - I don't know.
乔妮是怎么说某一天的承诺的 What did Joni say about promises of someday, hmm?
我想她说过永远不要承认约会失败 I think she said never admit date defeat,
在这种情况下 我们会说我们来这里是有原因的 in which case, we'll say that we came here for a reason
这个原因是... and that reason is...
为了预约九月份的 是的 就是这个理由 To reserve for September. Yeah, we'll take it.
你们也可以网上预约 You can also book online.
女士 你并没有在帮忙 Oh, madam, you've been far from helpful.
请不要现在开始 Please don't start now.
好吧 密室脱逃确实有点失败 All right, escape room was a bit of failure,
但是我将简单而轻松地重写这个约会 but I'm going to re-write this date with simplicity and ease.
不是重写 我要... I mean, not re-write, I'm going to...
有什么需要帮助的 Can I help you?
可以给我们两个冰淇淋吗 Uh, yeah, can we get two ice creams?
我们已经卖完冰淇淋了 We're actually out of ice cream.
你怎么能 你是个冰淇淋店啊 How do you? You're an ice cream store.
- 我们反正也不想要 - 你刚刚才问了冰淇淋 - We didn't want any, anyway. - You just asked for ice cream.
不 我们没有 我们说 我们能要一些... No, we didn't. We said could we get some.
- 开走 开走 - 我得停下来做点计划 - Drive, go, drive. - I need to stop making plans.
是的 你确实需要 Yeah, you do.
该死 在这儿转弯 Oh, shit, turn here.
这一刻由乔妮的名言带给你… This moment brought to you by Joni's famous words...
- 永远不承认约会失败 - 嗯哼 - never admit date defeat. - Mmm.
- 生日蛋糕口味 - 开心果口味 - Birthday cake? - Pistacio.
恶心 Gross.
- 多色冰淇淋 - 巧克力的 - Neapolitan. - Rocky road.
- 从来不吃 - 认真的吗 - Never. - Serious?
香草的 Vanilla?
不 我们迷路了差不多有20分钟了 No, we've been lost for like, a good 20 minutes.
我只是想如果我们可以 至少 I just figured if we could, at least,
带着仅剩的冰淇淋去大教堂 get to the cathedral with some ice cream,
- 然后也许... -你知道 我现在随便什么地方吃都可以 - then maybe... - You know, I'll just eat this anywhere at this point.
当它仍然是冰而不仅仅是奶油的时候 While it's still ice and not just cream.
好吧 Okay.
- 哦 天呐 - 怎么了 - Oh, shitty wow. - What?
闭眼 快点 Close your eyes, quick.
我开车的时候不太好吧 It's not ideal while I'm driving.
对不起 我是说 就别看这儿 I mean, sorry, just look, look away,
- 让我刹车 - 好 - and I'll pull in this steery thing. - Okay.
- 我们就停在这儿 - 好 - And we're just going to park. - Okay.
好了 Okay.
完全疯了 好了 别偷看 Totally nutso. Okay, don't peek.
- 好 我不会偷看的 - 走吧 - Okay. I'm not going to peek. - Let's go.
我是说 这到底是什么 I mean, what the hell, right?
哇 鞋子树 Wow, the shoe tree.
哦 不 Oh, no.
什么 你以前来过这儿 You've been here before? What?
好了 你现在哪儿吃 在泥泞的靴子旁边 All right, where do you want to eat? next to the muddy boots
还是肝炎凉鞋旁边 or the hepatitis covered sandals?
不不不 先生你不能换话题 No, no, you don't get to change topic, mister.
被鞋子布满的树 What the hell significance does a tree
对你来说有什么意义 covered in shoes have to you?
没有意义 It doesn't.
它是... It's...
我不知道 它什么都不是 I don't know, it's nothing. My...
我和奥斯汀经常去露营 Austin and I, we go camping a lot.
我们得往北开 We have to drive up north,
每次经过这棵树 他都想停下来 and every time we pass this tree, he wants to stop
聊人生 而我只想去 and talk about life and I just want to get up there
享受冰淇淋 and have ice cream time.
那么 我猜你不喜欢 So, I guess you don't like to talk about
谈论任何重要的事情了 anything of consequence, then?
凡事都有后果 There's consequences to things of consequence.
勺子呢 Spoons?
- 该死 - 哇哦 - Fuckity. - Wow.
这是一次经典的失败的约会 不是吗 This is a classic date gone wrong fiasco, isn't it?
我真的很希望能留下一个更好的第三印象 I was really hoping to make a better third first impression.
不一定非得是可爱的停车场邂逅 It doesn't have to be all cute parking lot run-ins and
或者面包店的偶遇 bakery koinky-dinks.
是的 但那样我可以成为任何人 Yeah, but then I could be anyone.
或者你可以试着做你自己 Or you could just try being you.
我只是把这些事情都计划好了 I just had all these things planned out, you know,
我想说的有趣的事情 如何结束约会 funny things I was going to say, how I was going to end the date,
我会怎么打电话约下一次约会 call backs I was going to use for the second date
而现在我只是在这空虚中挣扎… and now I'm just kind of like floundering in this void...
嘘 别说了 Shh, shut up.
对不起 就是 你知道 初吻是... Sorry. Just, you know, first kisses are, uh...
有一个模板的 there's like, a template to it.
最开始 是一个很棒的时刻 At first it's like, oh it's this really great moment
但是现实中 只是两个人 but in reality, it's just two people
把他们的嘴挤在一起 squishing their mouths together.
- 我... - 就... - I, uh... - Just...
活在当下 live.
我的一部分思维仍然像一个现代的问题较少的伍迪·艾伦 Part of me still thinks like a modern-day less problematic Woody Allen.
我永远不会右划（喜欢）一个 I would never swipe right on someone who
右划我的人 但是这个女孩 swipes right on me, but this girl
奇怪得划遍了我的全身 is weirdly swiping all over me.
嗨 你和一个女孩约会了 Hey, you went on a date with a girl,
和一个真实活着的女孩 你知道 你已经尝试了 with a real, live girl and you know, you lived,
所以我们可以称之为失败的实验 然后继续 so we can call it a failed experiment and move on.
但在我的逻辑部分 But the logical part of me sees
我看到我正在写一些伟大的东西 that I'm writing something great.
这就像 我们拥有的是一个打磨好的第九稿 It's like, what we have is a really polished ninth draft.
是啊 谎言的第九稿 Yeah, of a lie.
你不是说你要吃午饭吗 Thought you said you were getting lunch.
试试这个酸的翼果 Oh, try the sour keys.
不是黄色的 黄色的很难吃 Not yellow, yellow's gross.
伙计 我的生活让我很难过 My life is making me really sad, man.
不 回溯过去 这不是谎言 And, no, backtracking, it's not a lie.
是艺术 It's art.
而且很好 And it's good.
就像所有好的艺术一样 它可以改变你 And, like any good art, it can change you.
或者我 或者 你看 我现在在现实生活中做伊桑·霍克的事情 Or me. Or, see? I'm doing the Ethan Hawke thing in real life now.
Ethan Hawke: 伊桑·霍克 美国演员 编剧 音乐家 导演
可以停止吗 Can we not?
听着 我跟制片人说过你的事 Look, I told the showrunner about you,
他想见你 and he wants to meet you.
所以 我们能不能先不要假装约会了 So, can we just drop the whole fake dating thing
这样你可以试着和我一起找到一份真正的工作 for a minute and you can try to land a real job with me.
去他的制片人 Fuck the showrunner.
这个假约会不仅会让我认识迈克尔·伯韦尔 Not only is this fake dating thing going to land me Michael Burwell,
我还在学习如何写女性角色 说实话 伙计 I'm learning how to write female characters. Honestly, man,
直到你真正花时间和他们在一起 你不知道这些人是怎么想的 you don't know how these people think until you actually spend time with them.
天呐 你这个傻子 Oh, my God, you're an idiot.
你知道每个人都想 Do you understand that everyone wants to be
上这个节目吗 on this show?
我现在能站在这里就已经很不可思议了 That I am even here right now is amazing
现在他还想和我谈谈他新的网飞节目 and now the EP, he's talking to me about
网飞: 美国视频网站
你怎么会不想呢 his new Netflix thing, how can you not want that?
因为你早晨六点就要到这里 Because you're here from six in the morning
修改一些混蛋的剧本 hole punching some asshole's shit that's just
那些剧本最后还是要被其他的混蛋重写 然后呢 going to be re-written by some other asshole, and what?
你要这样工作六年吗 You're going to do that for six years?
对 这是一种进入这个圈子的方式 Yeah, well, it's a way in.
这就是一个通往平庸的拥挤大巴 It's a rush hour bus ride to mediocrity is what it is.
好吧 那像那样利用一个你根本就不喜欢的女孩算什么 Okay, and using some girl that you don't even like, what is that?
继续类推的话 那就是个市中心的空车道 Continuing the analogy, it's the empty car pool lane
而且我告诉过你 我是喜欢她的 straight downtown, and I told you, I do like her.
你根本不知道你喜欢的是什么... I don't think you know what you like...
我希望... ...which I was hoping this whole, uhm,
长大这件事能教会你 但是无所谓了 you know, coming of age thing would teach you, but fine.
你已经亲了她 现在把剧本也塞给她吧 You slipped her the tongue, now slip her the script.
- 向前看吧 - 等下 你刚刚先指控我利用她 - Let's move on. - Uh, so wait, first you were accusing me of using her
然后现在开始嫉妒我 and now, what, you're jelly on the spending list?
你说我嫉妒你 Are we saying jelly now?
听着 伙计 你接下来要花三周 Look, man, you're going to spend the next three weeks
让这个女孩相信幸福的结局即将到来 convincing this girl that a happy ending is coming,
之后你就会把她扔进可回收垃圾桶 and then you're going to throw her in the fucking recycling bin,
你继续生活 然后呢 谁收益了 and move on and who is that good for?
是我 I don't know, maybe me?
也许是她 Maybe her?
也许我们最后在一起了 Maybe we end up together.
为什么不会呢 Why not?
有一个版本会是我们最后在一起了 I think there's a version of this where we end up together.
- 去他的老掉牙情节 - 不 科尔 去你的 - Fuck the cliché. - No, Cole, fuck you!
好吧 去我的 你为什么这么在乎呢 All right, fuck me! Why do you care so much?
因为我们从九年级就开始计划要 Because since ninth grade we have been talking about
一起写作 一起搬到洛杉矶 writing together and moving to L.A. together
一起做一个节目了 and having a fucking show together,
现在我给了你这个机会 and now I'm giving you a shot at that
你确 你确为了一个女生 and you're, you're throwing...
要把它丢掉 it away for some girl.
你现在听起来像个同性恋 兄弟 You sounded very gay right now, man.
那他妈又怎么样 So the fuck what?
你知道吗 这是很好的启发 因为同性恋现在很流行 You know what? This is actually good inspiration because gay people
而且我也在想 are in right now and I've been considering
要不要写一个同性恋角色 writing a gay character in my script but,
我不知道他是同性恋或者他知不知道自己是同性恋 I don't know if he's gay or if he even knows he's gay.
我会自己想想的 谢谢你 奥斯 You know what? I'll figure it out, thanks, Aus.
汀 啊 昵称怎么都起不好 Tin, ah. Never make that nickname work.
好吧 我真的有太多话可以骂你了 Okay, well there's only so many ways I can say fuck you.
我真的超超超超爱这本书 I love, love, lovey love, love this book.
天呐 去年 这本书我看了30遍 Oh, my gosh. Last year, I read this 30 times.
哇 那真是一段美好的时光 Wow, that's some great times.
- 而且很性感 - 喂 - Also kind of hot. - Oh, my.
别表现得觉得我没疯一样 好吗 Don't act like it's not crazy, okay?
我知道这有点疯狂 但是就是 这个结尾部分 I know it is, anyway, there's just, there is this part at the end, okay,
写到这个灵魂搜寻那里 where there's like this soul-searchy
这个主角其实 bit where the main character is just literally
一直在和自己战斗 弄砸了所有自己的事情 fighting himself and the messed up stuff he's done was just.
- 真的让我很惊艳 - 嗯哼 - It is everything to me. - Hmm.
♪ 去城市吧 女孩 ♪ ♪ Go to the city girl ♪
准备灵魂搜寻的事情
就在那里给真实的人弹琴 Just playing up there, in front of real people, ah,
啊 那才是音乐 伙计 that's music, dude.
是啊 但是这些人并不是来看他的 Yeah, but these people didn't come here to see him.
他们就是来了而已 They just came.
是啊 但是他们来了 而且留下来了 Yeah, but they came and they stayed.
那就是我想要的 That's all I want.
不是名气 不是财富 都不是 只是… 那种连接 No fame, no fortune, none of that, just... that connection.
♪ 我需要有个人 ♪ ♪ And I need someone ♪
你还从来没有做那个 You know, you never did that thing,
假装打哈欠然后搂我 the yawny arm around me move.
我... 尊重女权 I... respect feminine rights.
是啊 但是作为女生 我给你抱我的 Yeah, but as the female, I'm giving you the right
权利 to put your arm around me.
这是 Is that?
哦 就这样吗 好吧 就 对... Oh, that was it? Okay. Just, yeah...
真想先清洗下自己 Clearly want to clean up.
♪ 我会让你知道 ♪ ♪ I'll let you know ♪
所以 在这个基于真实生活经验的修订版中 So, in this revision based off real-life experience,
我要让这个女孩用这种可爱的方式说话 I'm going to make the girl talk in this really cute way
她会说些像"讨厌"和"小傻瓜"之类的话 where she says things like "fuckity" and "dum dum."
虽然我从来没说过"小傻瓜" Mmm, except I've never said "dum dum."
你个傻子 You stupid face.
你的歌写得怎么样了 How's your song going?
不太好 Uh, it's not.
这首歌是关于一个男孩的 但他太让人分心了 Boy that the song's about, he's just too distracting.
你爸是迈克尔·伯维尔吗 Your dad's Michael Burwell?
哇 那个迈克尔·伯维尔吗 真的迈克尔·伯维尔吗 Wow, the Michael Burwell? Michael Burwell as in Michael Burwell?
是啊 Yeah.
我想过那个可能性... I thought about that I guess...
不行 No.
想当绿茶还是吃个汉堡 Want to be a bitch or eat a burger?
没想到你能不跟我说话这么久 Never thought you'd last that long without talking to me.
有一个蒙太奇那么长了 It's been like, one montage.
电影里的两个片段大概是一周 Two bits in a movie is like, what, a week?
三周 为什么要算这个 Three weeks, who's counting?
哇 我真的觉得这是我们认识以来 Wow. I literally think that's the first awkward silence
第一次尴尬的沉默 we ever had together.
我们需要弥补开玩笑的技巧 We need to make up for lost banter skills.
我猜海莉·伯维尔的事告吹了 So, um, I assume that Haley Burwell thing fizzled out.
- 晚上喝珍珠奶茶吗 - 你为什么觉得那事失败了 - Bubble tea tonight? - Why would you assume it fizzled out?
因为已经三周了 所以... Because it's been three weeks. So, um...
你们应该已经上床了 You should have had sex by now.
我知道我们不太谈论那些事 And I know we don't talk about that sort of thing,
但是实话说 从来就 but let's be honest, there's never been
没有这么多事情可以讲 that much to talk about, so, if something
所以 如果发生了什么 had happened, I feel like you would have
我想我可以打破我们的冷战 broken the ice on our cold war.
这事和你没关系 You know what? It's none of your business.
我不会亲完就说出去 或者上床了再告诉别人 I don't kiss and tell. Or fuck and converse.
因为没有任何事情可以说 Because there's nothing to converse about.
不 还没有 No, not yet.
她可能想吧 但是 She wants to, probably, but,
我是说 我想我们想吧 I mean I think we want to, oh.
听着 我知道我之前没有支持你 - Ah. - Look, I know I didn't support you in this.
好吧 但如果这是认真的 Fine, but if this is a real thing,
而且你们确实喜欢对方 那我会祝福你们的 and you really like each other, then you have my blessing.
所以 你现在愿意分享了吗 So, you're willing to share me now?
我... I've...
我非常珍视我们的友谊 I value our friendship or whatever too much not to.
就一个条件 晚上和我出来吧 Just one condition. Come out with me tonight.
会很有趣的 我们去喝奶茶 It's going to be fun. We'll go for bubble tea and then we'll hang
然后和一些节目里的编剧们一起玩 with the writers from the show.
他们很有趣 你会喜欢他们的 They're funny, you'll like them.
我不喜欢人 I don't like people.
科尔 他们是编剧 他们也不喜欢人 Well, uh, they're writers, Cole, they don't like people, either.
对 但他们是电视编剧 Yeah, but they're TV writers.
这就像把汉堡叫做肋眼牛排一样 That's like calling a hamburger a ribeye steak.
你知道吗 科尔 有时候汉堡也是... You know what, Cole? Sometimes a hamburger...
最棒的一餐 ...is the best meal.
伙计 这就是我爱你的原因 Man, this is why I love you, man.
我甚至什么话都不用说 I don't even need to say anything.
但是我真的想你了 I did miss you, though.
如果是我 我会这样说的 Here's what I would say if I said things like that.
天呐 我现在觉得 Jesus, I'm starting to think this girl
这个女孩一天天的什么都不做 does nothing all day long.
好吧 你做你的男主角 All right, you do your leading man thing,
我会像个好帮手一样在后台喝酒 I'll drink into the background like a good sidekick.
好吧 今晚见 All right, I'll see you tonight.
嗨 莉 Hey, Lee.
这是开玩笑吗 This all a joke?
- 你干什么呢 - 没什么 就是做一些工作 - What's uppity? - Nothing, just getting some work done.
你今晚什么安排 Cool. What are you up to tonight?
你想过来一起玩吗 You want to come over, you want to hanging out?
我很想去 但是我刚和奥斯汀说了 I really want to say yes, but I just told Austin
- 要出去 - 好吧 - that we'd hang out. - Right.
因为你知道过来是什么意思吧 Because you know what come over means, right?
就是... Like, it, uh...
就是上床的意思 Like, it's like a sex thing.
哦 哦 Oh. Oh!
听起来不错 Yeah, that sounds good.
上床听起来很... Sex thing sounds very...
额 很对 Uh, sex... positive.
晚上见 I'll, uh, I'll see you tonight.
嘿 等下 别挂 Hey, wait, no, phone back to ear, please.
- 怎么了 - 我不喜欢这样 - What's up? - I hate that.
人们说完“晚上见” People say, "I'll see you tonight," they like,
然后挂电话 没人做任何计划 hang up the phone. No one makes any plans.
那算什么 What is that?
我不知道 I don't know.
我以为就是个一般的告别 I thought it was like a general,
嗯 你那儿九点见怎么样 um, how's your place at nine?
九点没问题 但是你并不知道我住哪儿 Nine's perfect, except you don't know where my place is.
我确实不知道 I do not, you're right.
好吧 我一会儿发给你 Okay, so I'll text it to you.
好 Okay.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hey.
- 嗨 - 你今天很好看 - Hey. - You look great.
谢谢 Thanks.
来吧 Come on.
天呐 Holy shit!
你父母是名人还是什么的 Your parents famous or something?
哇 我们不进去吗 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not going inside?
跟着我 Follow the leader.
你邀请我过来 You invited me over.
我是说 我们如果不进去的话 我算过来了吗 I mean, am I really over if we don't go inside?
更像是我只是在旁边 It's more like I'm around.
你应该是邀请我来旁边 不是过来 You should have invited me around, not over.
我觉得我也应该计划一次完美的时刻 I thought I'd try planning the perfect moment, for once.
完美 Perfect.
电影里的场景吗 Straight out of the movie?
我嫉妒我没有写出来 One I'm jealous I didn't write.
为什么你要嫉妒 Why do you have to be jealous?
因为我想... Because I want...
拥有这一切 All of this.
嗨 Well, hey.
你拥有了 You have it.
你拥有了我 You have me.
你有没有感觉... You ever feel like, uh...
生活只有在回忆里才美好 life's only good in the memories?
就像 Like, uh,
就像一种香味 like a scent
音乐 where music or a...
或者一部好的电影 good movie.
这一切都只是在回想时才觉得好吗 Is it all only good in retrospect?
我想那就意味着我们活着就是为了死去 I think that would mean we're all just living to die.
很令人沮丧 That's pretty depressing.
我总有一种感觉 I just always had this feeling like
我在记忆我的生活 I was remembering my life.
把它储存起来 这样我以后就能记起它 Storing it for the future so I can remember it later.
那就 Well then, hey.
停止记录一段记忆 只需按播放就好了 Stop recording for a memory and just press play.
♪ 所以你没有找到爱情 ♪ ♪ So didn't you find love ♪
♪ 或者救赎 ♪ ♪ Or salvation ♪
♪ 他们在做什么 ♪ ♪ In what they do ♪
♪ 我们的心是金子做的 ♪ ♪ Our heart is built of gold ♪
♪ 仙女告诉我们 ♪ ♪ Fairies they are told ♪
♪ 他在我们的掌心里 ♪ ♪ It's in the hands you hold ♪
♪ 我们能忽视多久 ♪ ♪ How long can we ignore ♪
♪ 再筑造一点吧 ♪ ♪ Build a little more ♪
♪ 然后打破了我们真实的一面 ♪ ♪ Then we break our true ♪
不要把它当作记忆来记录 Don't record this as a memory.
不是说我有什么要… Not that I have anything to, uhm...
我 我只是现在要脱光了 just, I'm, I'm just going to get naked now, uhm.
全裸 因为你还没有... Fully naked, just because you're not...
你还没有 you're not.
♪ 我不想再 ♪ ♪ I don't feel like calling ♪
♪ 和天空擦肩而过 ♪ ♪ Up against the sky ♪
♪ 我坐进去接受一切 ♪ ♪ I sit taking it all in ♪
♪ 谢谢那个好人 ♪ ♪ Thank the good guy ♪
♪ 我不想再 ♪ ♪ I don't feel like calling ♪
♪ 和天空擦肩而过 ♪ ♪ Up against the sky ♪
♪ 它让世界的心 ♪ ♪ It's got the heart of the world ♪
♪ 转向光明 ♪ ♪ Turning to the light ♪
不要说话以免破坏这个时刻 Afraid to speak lest ruin the moment.
我刚刚说什么了 What the hell did I just say?
我说“以免”了吗 Did I say “lest”?
谁会用“以免”这个词 Who says lest?
嘿 停下 停下 Hey, stop, stop.
停下什么 Stop what?
停下 就停止 Stop, just stop.
♪ 微笑 就像你知道 ♪ ♪ Smile like you know ♪
♪ 一个新世界 ♪ ♪ A new world ♪
♪ 被找到了 ♪ ♪ Has been found ♪
♪ 哦 哦 ♪ ♪ Ooh Ooh ♪
♪ 我感觉不到我在落下 ♪ ♪ I don't feel like I'm falling ♪
♪ 我在空中 ♪ ♪ I'm up against the sky ♪
♪ 我坐进去接受一切 ♪ ♪ I sit taking it all in ♪
♪ 去创造一个美好生活 ♪ ♪ To make a good life ♪
♪ 我感觉不到我在落下 ♪ ♪ And I don't feel like I'm falling ♪
♪ 我在空中 ♪ ♪ I'm up against the sky ♪
♪ 这让世界的心 ♪ ♪ That's got the heart of the world ♪
♪ 转向光明 ♪ ♪ And turn it to the light ♪
♪ 我感觉不到我在落下 ♪ ♪ I don't feel like I'm falling ♪
♪ 我在空中 ♪ ♪ I'm up against the sky ♪
♪ 这让世界的心 ♪ ♪ It's got the heart of the world ♪
♪ 转向光明 ♪ ♪ Turn it to the light ♪
♪ 也许可以 ♪ ♪ Or maybe it could ♪
♪ 我的爱如海一样广阔 ♪ ♪ My love's as big as the sea ♪
早安 Morning.
对不起 我把你留在了床上 I'm sorry I left you in bed.
我猜我只是得... I guess I just needed to...
抒发一些灵感 channel some inspirationy vibes.
嗯哼 昨晚激发了你的灵感 Mmm, last night inspired you.
我们... We, uh...
喝了很多 是吧 We drank a lot, huh?
啊... Ah...
我是说 Yeah, I mean, uhm.
我觉得... I thought, uh...
那很好 不是吗 it was great, was it not?
这是哪儿 What is this place?
是我的录音室 This is my recording studio.
在精灵峡谷吗 In an elfin cove?
是的 我想它以前是一个架空层 Yeah, I guess it used to be a crawl space.
我一直很喜欢这样的地方 I've always sort of been a sucker for these kind of spots.
你知道 比如 呃 冰箱或者… You know, like uhm, a refrigerator box or...
楼梯下面的那个小空间 that little spot underneath the stairs
那里周围的世界是完美的 where the world just fits perfectly around you.
如果没有空间 那也没有地方能孤独了 There's no space to be lonely if there's no space.
我猜部分原因是我从来没有真正拥有过 I guess part of the allure is that I never really had any
朋友 friends.
是的 但这并不是什么大悲剧 Yeah, but it's not like that's some great tragedy.
什么 What?
我是说 你拥有这一切 Well, I mean, because you have all this.
只是 朋友会让人分心 It's just, friends can be, uh, distracting.
相信我 你能有这样的生活是很幸运的 Trust me, you're lucky to have this kind of life
你可以就唱歌和创造 where you can just sing and create
不用担心现实 and not have to worry about reality
或者挣扎 或者人们 or struggles or people.
嗯嗯 是的 Mmm hmm, right.
所以你认为是因为我爸爸很有名 So you think that because my dad is famous
那我就干坐着等机会来吗 that I just sit around waiting for a big break then?
你从没说过你爸爸很有名 You never said your dad was famous.
是啊 搞得像你不知道 Right, like you didn't know that my dad
我爸爸是迈克尔·伯维尔一样 was Michael Burwell.
你爸是迈克尔·伯维尔 Your dad is Michael Burwell?
- 哇 他在这儿吗 - 不在 - Wow, is he here? - No, okay.
他每天早晨坐船外出 He goes out on the boat every morning.
所以我们就是在缩小我的挣扎吗 Are we done just minimizing my struggles now?
我只是想说你很有天赋 I'm just saying you're talented.
你知道你想要什么 而且你能得到它 And you know what you want and you can actually get it.
有点乱 Look, this is, uh, this is spiraling.
我只是... I just...
你不用很努力就能达到 You didn't try hard to get here.
这是非常棒的生活 非常棒 It's a really great life and that's great
我也在这儿 但是我还得 and I'm here too, but I also had to fuck over
放了我最好朋友的鸽子 my best friend to get here.
这很傻 你想让我难过 It's silly, you want me to feel bad,
因为你没有任何人能搞砸 because you have nobody to fuck over,
没有什么会阻碍你完成你想要完成的事情 that nothing gets in the way of what you want to accomplish.
我希望极度的孤独能是我的问题 I wish crippling loneliness was my issue.
是啊 科尔 我觉得你有更大的问题 Yeah, Cole, I think you got bigger issues.
这他妈叫严重缺乏同情心 It's called a severe fucking lack of empathy.
拜托 我不想吵架 Come on, I didn't want to start a fight.
我只是指出一些事情 I'm just pointing something out.
你知道 你并不拥有 You know, you don't own the rights
挣扎的艺术家的权利 好吗 to struggling artists, okay?
你的问题并不比任何人的问题更糟 Your problems are no worse than anybody else's,
所以你不能把这当成某种刻薄的借口 so you don't get to use that as some kind of bitter excuse
因为你的情况已经比所有人好了 as to why you're better than everybody.
我觉得你该走了 行吗 I think it's time for you to go, okay?
搞笑的是 昨晚 You know, it's funny, I was thinkin'
我也是这么想的 the same thing last night.
哦 很好 Oh, nice.
对不起 我的角色犯错了… 我犯错了 I'm sorry, my character slipped... I slipped.
我不想第二幕以分手结束 I don't want the end of Act II breakup.
我也不想 Me neither.
你居然会给别人打电话 You who phones people.
你对我有多生气 How mad are you at me?
6成吧 I'm six.
对不起 只是... I'm sorry, just...
我能过去吗 Can I come over?
嗯 Yeah.
是的 我们在秋千那儿见吧 Yeah, meet me at the swings.
好 Yeah.
- 我知道你还在生我的气 - 我觉得我有权利生气吧 - Knew you were still mad at me. - I think I have the right to be a little angry.
你为了一个虚构的女孩抛弃了我 You ditched me for a fake girl
一次又一次的 and then you do it again and again.
很累了 It gets tiring.
她不是虚构的 She's not fake.
她是真实的 She's a real girl.
好吧 虚构的恋情 匹诺曹 Well, fake relationship, Pinocchio.
不 是真实的恋情 真实的争执 Nope, real relationship, real argument.
真正的大问题 Real big problem.
那么 现在你想利用我给你一些关于女生的建议 So, now you want to use me for girl advice?
而且我就得 And I'm just supposed to what?
放下所有事去帮助你 就因为你需要我吗 Like, drop everything and help you because you need me?
奥斯汀 我... 就像你希望的 Austin, I'm... like you wanted.
在学习 Learning.
然后失败 And failing.
没有你帮助我 And it fucking sucks I don't have you to help me fail.
清理我写得乱七八糟的东西 And clean up my messy writing by taking things out
真的感觉糟透了 and making it simple.
好吧 简单得重写 Okay, simple re-write.
和她分手 Break up with her.
重写听起来很简单 That's one of those re-writes that sounds simple,
但是你删掉的时候 会发现 until you look at what you're cutting and realize
你真的爱上了你写的东西 you actually like what you wrote.
但是我也喜欢我写了八年的那些关于 But I also like all the stuff that we wrote
去洛杉矶的事情 about going to L.A. for eight years, so,
所以 这很复杂 yeah, complicated.
怎么了 What?
我要去了 I'm going to go.
很快 Soon.
什么 我们说着话突然你就 What, like in the middle of this conversation?
我要去洛杉矶了 I'm going to L.A.
不是什么疯狂的事 It's nothing crazy.
制片人给了我一份剧本协调什么的工作 The EP offered me the script coordinator thing
在他的网飞节目上 on his Netflix show.
我猜... I guess...
无论你什么时候你准备好了要去 我都会在... I'll be there whenever you're ready to come out...
洛杉矶 to L.A.
哇 Wow.
那很... That's, uh...
天呐 Jeez.
非常感谢你的邀请 Thanks so much for the invite.
我不能只是做你最好的朋友 科尔 I can't just be your best friend character, Cole.
不 伙计 我懂的 Nah, man, I get it.
像我们经常说的那样 我所做一切的就只是按照我们的计划去做 All I did was follow our plan, like we always talked about.
那和这个女孩的计划呢 伙计 What about the plan with this girl, man?
引用你的话 “我只想让你成为一个真正的男孩” You said, and I quote, "I just want you to be a real boy."
是啊 我只是以为 Yeah, well, I guess I just thought the truth
真相已经浮现了 would have come out already.
对了 真他妈恭喜你 奥斯汀 And by the way, congratu-fucking-lations, Austin,
获得了这么好的机会 还能搬去洛杉矶 on this amazing opportunity and moving to L.A.
我真他妈为你骄傲 I'm really fucking proud of you!
刚刚那个是你的毒贩吗 Did I just pass your drug dealer, or...
你为什么在这儿 What are you doing here?
我不知道 I don't know.
可能是想你了 Missing you, I guess.
认真的吗 Seriously?
你几小时前在哪儿 Where were you a few hours ago?
额... 我们吵了一场架 所以呢 Uh... We had our first big fight, yeah, so, so what?
谁在乎呢 Who cares?
别这么激动 科尔 别这样 Stop being so dramatic, Cole, come on.
为什么要延长愚蠢争吵 Why prolong some stupid fight?
好 Okay.
海莉 请不要原谅我 Haley, please don't forgive me.
我宁愿你不告诉我 I'd rather you didn't tell me what to do
该怎么原谅你 with my forgiveness, so.
你为什么要这么…无所谓 Why do you got to be so... cool?
甚至不是无所谓 是盲目 It's not even like, cool though. It's like blind.
我是说 海莉 你为什么喜欢我 I mean, Haley, why do you like me?
因为你喜欢我 Because you like me.
而且我们在一起的时候 And, and when we're together, it's not like
我不用爬进小房间里 I have to crawl into this like, small room.
你让我觉得不管我们在哪儿 You, you just make it feel like wherever we are
都是刚刚好的地方 is exactly the right size and, and, and it feels like that
因为你试着 你试着让它有那种感觉 because you try, you try to make it feel that way.
并且 And,
大部分人不会去那么做 所以... most guys don't try, so...
哇哦 Wow.
这他妈太... That is so fucking...
我这么做是因为... I only try because...
操 为什么要隐藏 我这么做是因为我想打动你 Fuck it. Why hide it? I only try because I wanted to impress you
这样我就可以和你爸见面然后去打动他 so I could meet your dad and impress him.
就...这样吗... Is... that... it?
就 你觉得你是唯一一个 Like, do you think you're the only guy
想见我爸才接近我的人吗 that wanted to meet my dad? I...
天呐 那都是谎言 God, it was a lie.
乔妮·米切尔的专辑 在面包店的偶遇 The Joni Mitchell album, the coincidental meeting
都是计划好的 at the bakery, it was all fucking planned
精心得编排和写作 and orchestrated and written like some
就像那些狗屁抢劫电影 horseshit heist movie.
说真的 什么样的女孩会让一个男人 I mean, seriously, what kind of girl lets a guy
告诉她 她是棋盘上没用的旗子 tell her that she was some useless piece
还不在乎的 on a stupid chessboard and then doesn't care.
你值得更好的 You deserve better.
我不需要这个 I don't need this.
我不需要你告诉我 I don't need you to tell me about the virtues
做一个坚强独立的女性的优点和意义 好吗 and the nuances of being a strong, independent female, okay?
我自己可以成为一个真正的 全面发展的人 I can be a real, well-rounded human being
谢谢你 on my own, thank you very much.
而且你知道吗 And you know what?
如果我喜欢的你 If I like spending time with you when you're not being
不是这样的混蛋 this jackass of a fucking guy,
那就别做那个混蛋 then, then just don't be this guy.
海莉 我... Haley, I'm...
你就和我爸一样 You're like my dad.
沉迷于受伤 Obsessed with being this wounded,
和创造的那种 因为你们 creative type because you think that,
我不知道 你们觉得 正常很无聊 I don't know, normal isn't interesting.
正常 Normal, ugh.
我想正常得 Then I want to be normal...
和你在一起 真的 我害怕... with you, I do. I fear...
给我这个机会吧 Giving me this chance.
你真想和这样的人约会吗 You really want to date this guy?
我这样的人 Me? This?
听着 伙计 我知道你觉得 Okay, listen buddy. I know that you think
你超有魅力 that you're like, so charming
不可抗拒 所以我一步一步 and so irresistible and I couldn't help
掉入你的计划 但在这件事上 but fall for your plan, okay, but I had as much
我和你一样有发言权 of a say in this as you did, so.
- 所以你在说... - 嗯 - So what you're saying is, uh... - Hmm?
…女人也可以是活跃的角色吗 ...woman can be active characters, too?
我很喜欢这样 这棵美丽 奇形怪状的树 I love that this beautiful, grotesque tree
成为我们的地方 has just become our spot.
这就像做梦一样 It's like out of a dream.
宝贝 我不知道你在做什么样的梦 Babe, I don't know what kind of dreams you're having,
但如果是那样的梦 别让我出现在里面 but if that's what they're like, keep me out of them.
嘿 听着 听着 Hey, listen, listen.
认真的 Very serious.
这周末是我的生日 My birth-versary is coming up this weekend.
你可以来我家待一会儿 You should come stay at my house for a little bit.
真的吗 Yeah, really?
你应该来正常得和我爸见一面 Yeah, you should meet my dad in like,
不是偷偷摸摸的 a less sneaky, more normal way.
只是不要讲太多关于写作的事情去烦他 Just don't bug him about writing too much
因为他过来是想 because he came up here to like, get away
逃离那些事情 而且他做得很好 from all of that and he's doing really well,
他最近经常在我身边 and he's been really present for me lately,
那很好 and that's great, so.
你以为我疯了吗 Do you think I'm nuts?
我认为你很美 I think you're beautiful.
我被一百个旋转的盘子弄糊涂了 I was confused by a hundred spinning plates,
但是现在很简单了 but now it's simple,
因为大部分盘子已经掉下来或者离开了 because most of those plates have dropped off or left town.
我很高兴我不用偷偷摸摸的 I think I'm glad I don't have to sneak around
给你爸爸看我的剧本了 to give your dad a script and I think I keep
我一直说这些事情 但是忘记说了 listing things off because I forgot to say
不 我不觉得你疯了 that no, I don't think you're nuts.
嗯 但是我真的不想再说话了 Hmm, but I do think I don't want to talk anymore.
♪ 他唯一出格的地方 ♪ ♪ Only place that he gets out of line ♪
♪ 就是从一个城镇流浪到另一个城镇 ♪ ♪ Is hoboing from town to town ♪
♪ 一只脚在站台上 ♪ ♪ One foot is on the platform ♪
♪ 另一只已经上了火车 ♪ ♪ And the other one off the train ♪
♪ 我要回去了 ♪ ♪ I'm going back ♪
♪ 回新奥尔良 ♪ ♪ To New Orleans ♪
♪ 穿上那个球和链子 ♪ ♪ To wear that ball and chain ♪
♪ 回到新奥尔良 ♪ ♪ Going back to New Orleans ♪
♪ 我的比赛快要开始了 ♪ ♪ My race is almost run ♪
♪ 回去吧 ♪ ♪ Going back ♪
♪ 让我把最后的日子 ♪ ♪ To spend the rest of my days ♪
♪ 留在升起的太阳下面 ♪ ♪ Beneath that rising sun ♪
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - There you go.
- 你怎么样 我是迈克尔 - 我是科尔 - How you doing? Michael. - Cole.
科尔 我女儿把你所有的事都和我说了 Cole, yes, of course. My daughter has told me everything about you.
我只想说 很荣幸 And let me just say, it is a pleasure
见到又一个阴茎平均大小的男人 to meet another guy with an average sized penis.
- 那是个玩笑 - 啊 - That was a joke. - Ah.
给别人解释笑话总是很有趣 Always fun having to explain jokes to people.
海莉也跟我提过一些你 Well, I know, here, Haley's told me a little bit about you, too.
是啊 因为一个有抱负的作家不可能每天晚上 Mmm, yeah, because there's no way an aspiring writer
都浏览我的维基百科页面 would be scouring my Wikipedia page you know, nightly.
我们整个夏天都待在外面 刚回来 We're just out back, doing the whole summer, thing.
你知道的 坐着 偶尔站着 游泳 You know, sitting, occasionally standing, swimming.
还聊了一会儿 There was some talking earlier.
很有趣的 That was fun.
好的 All right.
你来过这儿吗 Been up here before?
我小时候经常来 I used to come as a kid, I mean,
在这个湖上 在一个破烂的小别墅里度过夏天 summers on this lake in a crappy little cottage,
而不是这个宫殿里 not this fucking palace.
我打了一些黑猩猩参加的体育比赛 I do one punch up on some chimp playing sports
每个房间里我都有花岗岩台面和嵌入式照明灯 and I got granite counter tops and recessed lighting,
墙上的某种石头 壁炉上 some kind of stone on the wall, fireplace
什么弗朗西斯·罗宾 Francis fricking Robin guy or something in every room.
说到房间 我都不知道这儿有多少个房间 Speaking of rooms, I have no idea how many rooms there are in this place.
今天早上我拉屎了 在卫生间拉得非常痛苦 I took a dump this morning, like a really painful shit
我发誓 in a bathroom that I swear to God,
我从来没这样过 I've never been in in my life.
无论如何 回到这儿感觉很好 你知道吗 Anyways. It's nice to, uh, come back here, you know?
带着海莉 Bring Haley,
为了改变 把她介绍给真实的人 introduce her to, uh, you know, real people for a change.
- 是啊 我是真实的 - 当然 - Welp, I'm a real person. - Of course you are.
否则 我能做这个吗 Otherwise, would I be able to do this?
你要是敢碰我女儿头上的一根头发 So much as touch a hair on my daughter's head
我向上帝发誓 and I swear to God I will make a formal inquiry
我会向理发师工会正式询问 to the barber's union and make sure
确保你有资格碰头发 that you are qualified to touch hair.
我不知道我要干嘛 I have no idea where I'm going with this.
我开玩笑呢 开玩笑呢 认真的 I'm fucking with you, I'm fucking, seriously,
我不是那种父亲 I'm not that kind of dad.
她和你在一起之后 我不知道 好像看起来更 明亮了 She seems, I don't know, honestly, lighter
你就一直给照亮她 好吗 since you been around, so you just keep lightin' her up, all right?
我们都会 你们孩子是怎么说这句话的 And we will all be, how you kids put it?
我们都会被点亮 对吧 Lit, right, right?
听着 我不在乎的 Look, I don't give a shit.
你要吗 You want something?
不用了 谢谢 I'm good, thanks.
你爸爸在做什么 What's your dad up to?
什么 Hmm?
哦 我想他只是陷入了自己的思维中 Oh, I guess sometimes he just gets stuck in his own head.
有点像你 Kind of like you.
我是说 他是在写剧本吗还是什么 I mean, is he writing a script or something?
喂 你在干什么 他就在那儿呢 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? He's right there.
所以呢 So?
他又不在乎 It's not like he cares.
科尔 Cole.
科尔 科尔 Cole? Cole!
你知道吗 无视我吧 反正我只是在跟火里的木炭说话 You know what? Just ignore me and I'm talking to the coal in the fire, anyway.
英文中木炭 (Coal) 和科尔( Cole) 发音相似
嗯哼 - 嘘 那个木炭比你性感 - Hmm. - Shh, this coal is much hotter than you.
爸 Oh, Dad!
你居然称自己是个作家 天呐 And you call yourself a writer, Jesus.
抱歉 你是在问我什么吗 Sorry, were you, uh, asking me something?
我在问你 你都写什么 I was asking what kind of stuff you wrote,
但这只是一个更礼貌的方式 but it was just a bit of polite etiquette.
额 我 Well, I, uh,
写电影还有电视节目 I write movies and TV shows that have...
自然的那种... very naturalistic kind of, uhm...
实际上是回溯过去 it actually harkens back to the old, wow,
哇 我刚刚说了“回溯”吗 不该说的 I just said harkens, and I shouldn't have.
嗯 和你的写作风格很像 Uhm, it's very similar to your style of writing,
其实 actually, if anything.
有趣 That's fun.
我非常喜欢自己的风格 I'm a big fan of my own style.
- “回溯”这个词... - 你知道我们不用继续说 - And the word harkens... - You know, we really don't have to talk about
写作了 writing right now.
对对 海莉是对的 Ah, yeah, no, Haley's right.
我们来这儿是做那些夏天的事情的 We're up here to do the whole summer thing.
不是写作 No writing.
真的吗 因为通常情况下 当一个作家和我面对面的时候 Really? Because usually when a writer gets one on one
他们希望我读剧本 time with me, they want me to read a script.
他们通常带着一份纸质的 They usually have a paper one on them.
不 不是我 Nope, not me.
我甚至不是那种用纸质文件的人 I'm not even a big paper copy kind of guy.
我猜千禧一代是这样的吧 I guess that's millennials.
好吧 这很好 但是 我必须 Okay, this has been very nice, but, uh, I must
“回溯”到我的床了 harken back to my bed.
晚安 美女 Good night, gorgeous.
- 晚安 爱你 爸爸 - 嗯哼 - Good night, Dad, love you.- Mmm hmm.
哦 Whoo.
- 好好休息 - 好 - Have a good one. - Yep.
“我们不能回头 "We can't return,
我们只能回头看看我们来的地方” we can only look behind from where we came."
我们一直提到那首歌的方式 Yeah, the way we keep mentioning that song
我感觉它会回来 I feel like it's going to come back and sum up
以一种老套但非常美妙的方式总结我们的关系 our relationship in some trite yet really beautiful way.
如果这是一部电影的话 At least it would if this was a movie.
但这不是 But it's not.
我很开心这不是 And I'm really glad it's not.
嗨 不好意思 我没有看见你在那儿 Hey, sorry. I didn't see you there.
嗨 你起得很早 Hey, you're up early.
- 一直如此 - 你也是吗 - Always. - You too?
我喜欢在湖面还平静无人的时候起床 I like to get up while the lake's still calm and nobody's on it.
能帮助我清空脑袋 Help me clear my head, forget about
忘记不可避免的机器人起义 the inevitable robot uprising.
是啊 看起来很美 Yeah, looks beautiful out there.
像玻璃一样 Looks like glass.
你说什么 Say what now?
湖水 像玻璃一样 The lake, it looks like, uh, glass.
谢谢 Thank you.
你要想来的话可以一起 You can come if you want.
当然 Yeah, sure.
拿着那个绳子 Get the rope.
保加利亚的武器专家 Bulgarian weapon expert.
抹掉了这只耳朵80%的听力 Obliterated 80% of the hearing in this ear,
所以我假设你说的是 so I'm going to assume you're talking about
湖的构成物质和河岸 whatever material the lake's made of and say shore.
所以 河岸 So, shore.
她很特别 She's very special.
我不只是像一个自豪的父亲那样说的这句话 I'm not just saying that like a proud dad.
我是说她很有天赋 I mean, she's fucking talented, too.
有时候让人很累 It's exhausting sometimes.
她有自己的问题吗 She have her problems?
- 是啊 - 我们还在谈论那个保加利亚武器专家吗 还是 - Oh, yeah. - We still talking about that Bulgarian weapons expert, or?
不不 Oh, no.
海莉 Haley.
我这么说是因为她遗传了我 I can say it because she takes after me.
遗传了坏的那些 Especially the bad ways.
她从她妈妈那儿继承了 She takes after her mother, she's got this
对关注的无尽渴望 bottomless craving for attention.
那个女人是个神经质的婊子 Psycho bitch, that woman.
玛琳 Marlene.
我爱过她 I loved her.
可能也杀了她 Probably killed her, too.
来吧 There we go.
你也让我想起了自己 You also remind me of me.
这可能就是你们相处得这么好的原因 That's probably why you guys get along so well.
她喜欢和合适的人一起解决父亲的问题 She likes to iron out her daddy issues with the right guy.
或者错的人 Or the wrong guy.
嗨 你应该 额... Hey, you supposed to be, uh...
不 No.
嘿 对不起 我只是听说你在康复阶段 Hey, sorry, I just, I heard you were in recovery.
这不是你或海莉或其他任何人该担心的 好吗 It's not for you or Haley or anyone else to worry about. All right?
我是吸毒上瘾 不是酗酒 I'm a drug addict, not an alcoholic.
好吧 Okay.
去他妈的 没事儿的 Fucking A right, it's okay.
夏天 在湖中心 Summertime, middle of the lake,
喝个啤酒 几个作家 having a beer, couple of writers.
我认为这不需要报告给人力资源 I don't think it's anything that needs to reported back to H.R.
或者康复中心 or H.B.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, no, I got it.
我没有那个意思 I, uh, I didn't mean anything by that, by the way.
别绕圈子了好吗 Hey, look, can we skip the build-up, hmm?
我知道进入场景之前 I know what spinning wheels look like
是什么样的 before you get into a scene.
- 什么意思 - 你昨晚问不了 - What do you mean? - Well, you couldn't ask last night.
她现在不在这儿 她说了什么 不要提起任何剧本吗 She's not here now. What'd she say not to bring up whatever script you got?
不 我们不需要谈论那些 Nah, we don't need to talk about that.
哦 我们已经在谈了 Oh, we're already talking about it.
好了 到底是什么 Okay, what is it?
电影 电视 喜剧 惊悚 Movie, TV, comedy, thriller?
拜托 说吧 我在没有刺激的情况下 Come on, tell me, I'm short circuiting up here
又要短路了 with no stimulus.
她只是 她不想干扰你的... She just, she doesn't want it interfering with...
什么 With what?
我的清醒 你们的关系 My sobriety? Your relationship?
胡扯 我可是奥斯卡最佳编剧 Bullshit, I'm a fucking Oscar winner
要看你的剧本 给你反馈 offering to look at your script and give you feedback.
谁会知道呢 Who's got to know?
额... 嗯 是.... Ah... Well, it's, uhm...
是一个很简单的电影 嗯... It's a very simple movie, uhm...
其实是早期的迈克尔·伯维尔风格 Very early Michael Burwell, actually.
好吧 我不能保证会有什么结果 Well, can't promise anything'll come of it,
但是我会读的 but I'll give it a read.
不不不 没关系的 我不需要... No, no, no. That's fine. I don't, uh...
- 我不需要有什么结果 - 我得说 如果写得好 写得很好的话 - I don't need anything to come. - I got to say, if it's good, I mean, if it's really good,
如果这真的是一篇伟大的作品 if it's a really great piece of writing,
如果是你这个年龄的人通常不会写出的东西 it's something someone your age would probably not normally produce,
我会说 “很好 写得很棒” I will say "Great, good job."
也许会把它拿给我经纪人助理看看 Maybe get it to my agent's assistant to look at.
如果没那么好 我会说 “挺好的 If it's anything less than that, I'll say “it's great
坚持下去 我看得出你很有天赋“ You know, keep at it, I can see you're talented.”
如果写得像屎一样 If, God forbid, it's a piece of shit,
好吧 我也不是圣人 well, I'm no saint.
我会直说的 I'll tell you it's a piece of shit.
但我希望这不会发生 因为如果发生了 But I hope that doesn't happen, because if it does, then well,
海莉会发现的 然后我们就都死定了 Haley'll find out and we're both fucked.
老实说 能让迈克尔·伯维尔读我的剧本 Yeah, honestly, just having Michael Burwell
然后说 “这是个非常好的剧本” 那真是... reading my scripts saying, "Yeah, that's a good script." That's, uh...
对我来说已经足够好了 That's good enough for me.
我知道你不信 I know you don't believe that.
我都能看到 I can see you writing the bullshit
你写得这些废话 as it comes out of your mouth.
因为我以前也这样 I know because I do the same thing.
显然 Transparent.
我不是什么电影学校的学生 I'm not some film school kid.
我是说 告诉我它很好或者很烂 I mean, tell me it's good. Tell me it's a piece of shit.
我反正也不应该过于要求那些评价 I was kind of over asking you, anyway.
我会给你这个 Well, I'll give you this.
哦 我以为你要说点什么 Oh, I thought you were going to say something. I didn't think
我不知道你会真的给我什么东西 you were actually going to hand me something.
再给你这个 And give you this.
如果你真的很像我的话 If you really are like me,
海莉会已经开始尝试修补你了 then Haley's already trying to fix you.
嗯哼 Mmm.
湖面已经不再像玻璃了 是吧 Lake's not like glass anymore, is it?
好像暴风雨要来了 Looks like a storm's coming.
天啊 我喜欢在北边 God, I love being up north
说一些像暴风雨就要来了的话 and saying shit like storm's coming.
让我感觉自己像真正的人 Makes me feel like a real person,
而不是什么好莱坞人 not some Hollywood fuck me.
等会儿把剧本给我 我肯定你带了一份纸质的 Give me the script later. I'm sure you got a paper copy on you.
该死的 Shit.
你闻起来有啤酒的味道 Well, you smell like beer.
他身上有蜘蛛 Spider on him.
- 嗨 - 嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
天呐 Oh, my God.
嗨 我 Hey, I,
我醒来之后以为 I woke up and I thought you'd like,
你和我就一夜情然后离开了还是什么的 one-night standed me or something.
你觉得我不会数数吗 Did you think I was really bad at counting
因为 one night stands, too, because it's been
这已经好几夜了 way more than one night.
也许吧 Maybe.
我从来没听过你数数 I've never heard you count.
可能你会数成10 12 11 9 Maybe it's like, you could be all ten, 12, 11, nine.
我不知道 I don't know.
我跟他出去你不生气吗 You're not mad that I went out with him?
不会啊 No.
我为什么要生气 Why would I be mad?
我爱的两个人刚刚在一起消磨时间 Two people I love just spent time together.
你说什么 What'd you say?
哦 糟糕 Oopsie doodle.
被你抓住了 Caught me.
我... I, uh...
我也爱你 I love you, too.
该死 Fuck.
嗨 我做了一样的事 Hey, I do the same thing.
嗨 Hey.
决定读一下 Decided to read it.
欢迎这个可以让我从自己的烂东西里分心的东西 I welcome the distraction from my own shittiness today.
♪ 你从来不想要爱 ♪ ♪ You never wanted love ♪
♪ 有人说 男孩 ♪ ♪ Someone said boy ♪
我只是说 厕纸真不应该是白色的 I'm just saying. Toilet paper should be literally any other color than white.
就算是灰白色也更好啊 Like even an off-white would be better.
是吧 Right?
就像 我不知道 比如米绸色 It's like, I don't know, a nice cornsilk.
或者蛋壳色 Yeah, or eggshell.
下雨了 Here comes the rain.
伙计 这吊床真是老掉牙式的浪漫 Man, the hammock is very rom-com cliched
- 在这个情况下 你不觉得吗 - 嗯哼 - in this situation, do you not think? - Hmm.
- 这才是 - 天呐 - This is! - Oh, my God, oh!
你 You! Ah!
我爱你 I love you.
我知道 你说过了 I know, you said that.
- 进去吧 - 好 进去 - Inside. - Inside, okay.
走吧 Come on.
是“躺上”还是“躺下” Is it "lays" or "lies?"
“他躺上”还是“他躺下” "He lays" or "he lies?"
你知道这种游戏和语法 You're aware this game has nothing to do
没关系吧 with proper grammar, right?
只是拼写而已 It's just spelling.
我知道 Yeah, no, I know.
反正我也不准备拼写这个 我还有别的 I can't spell it anyway. I've got something else.
晚餐好了 Dinner's ready!
抱歉 Sorry.
你看起来很美 You look great.
那么 So.
从来都不喜欢敬酒词 Never like toasts.
干杯 L'chaim!
- 很好 - 好吧 - Nice. - Fine.
也许在你生日的时候 我会想一个新的笑话 Maybe for your birthday, I'll get a new joke.
就是说 Which is to say,
这一年对我们俩都很难 it's been a tough year for both of us,
但我很高兴我们现在在一起 but I'm glad that we are here, together.
我感觉现在听起来像是 I realize this is beginning to sound like
要自杀什么的 所以 我要说的是 a suicide pact, so, I will say that the food
食物没有被下毒 has not been poisoned.
然而 里面有美味的谷蛋白 It has however, been laced with delicious gluten,
因为我们已经不在洛杉矶了 because we are no longer in L.A.
- 谢谢上帝 - 是的 - Thank God for that. - Yes.
干杯 Cheers.
- 要可乐吗 - 嗯哼 - Coke? - Mmm hmm.
哇 很好吃 Wow. It's delicious.
我不知道你会做饭 I didn't know you could cook.
不 爸爸以前其实是副厨师长 No, Dad used to be a sous chef, actually,
在比佛利山庄的一家豪华餐厅 at a very swanky restaurant in Beverly Hills,
所有的制片人都在那里吃饭 where all the producers ate.
不 我只是给人们提供填饱肚子的食物 No, I used to provide filling foods to people
在我写前三个都是些乱七八糟填充物 while I wrote my first three scripts,
的剧本的时候 which were all filler.
但我进步了 还保留了烹饪技巧 But I got better, retained the cooking skills,
证明了很重要的一点… proving it is important...
不要... to not be...
只关注一件事情 all in on only one thing.
爸爸 真的很棒 谢谢 Dad, that was amazing. Thank you.
是啊 我要学习你 Yeah, I'm going to have to take after you
成为一个会做菜的编剧 and become a writer who cooks,
而不是一个一维的编剧 你知道那种 instead of a one-dimensional writer who just
只会写作的 you know, writes.
海莉 去 去 去 去 去给我们找个电影看 Hales, go, go, go, go, uh, find us a movie to watch
我和科尔要为了你生日做一些 while Cole and I do something not all
并不令人惊讶或纪念的事 surprising or commemorative for your birthday.
行吧 Right.
我读了你的剧本 Read your script.
天呐 谢谢你 Oh, wow, jeez. Thank you.
如果你有天赋 You're talented is what I would say
我会说你有天赋 if you were talented...
你确实有天赋 and you are, so, you're talented.
几乎所有... Almost everything...
我读过的你这个年纪的人写的东西 I've read from people of your age
都没你写的好 这当然是一件非常好的事情 is worse than this which is definitely a good thing.
我很喜欢你没有按你的计划 I liked that you didn't go down the, uh,
照着明显的轨道走下去 obvious path with what you set up.
对话干脆风趣 Dialogue was crisp and witty.
嗯 我认为这是个非常棒的剧本 Yeah, I think it's a really great script,
这是可以拍成电影的 如果我能 and it's actually quite filmable if I could
把它改到对的方向... just get it to the right...
可以轻微调整下 Could use some tweaks
格雷格会这么说的 is what Greg would say.
格雷格是罗伯的助理 Greg is Rob's assistant.
罗伯是我的经纪人 或者说我经纪人的经纪人 Rob is my agent or my agent's agent
哦 那戴夫就是我的经纪人 or let's see that makes Dave my agent, so,
所以他是戴夫·米奇的经理的助理经理 is Dave Mitch's manager's assistant manager.
嗯哼 Hmm.
你知道 我们 我们实际上 我们不用谈论这个 You know, we, uh, we actually, we don't have to talk about it.
好的 Sure.
你所有的角色都不讨人喜欢 All of your characters are unlikeable.
在现实世界中 人们不一定都是可爱的 Well, people aren't necessarily likable in the real world.
而且结局 不尽如人意 And the ending, just unsatisfying.
什么都没有解决 There's no, nothing's resolved.
这就是生活 对吧 Well, I mean, that's life, right?
事情并不会总像我们期望的那样结束 Don't always get things wrapped up the way that we want.
商业化一点你也不会死吧 Little commercialism wouldn't kill you, hmm?
重写一下 给一个类似 You know, re-write it, give a similar root for
我不知道 比如说一个好的结局 and, uh, I don't know, maybe, uh, a win in the end.
真是很好的建议 That's really great advice.
真的谢谢你能读我的剧本 Thanks again for reading it, honestly.
美好的结局 Happy ending, yeah.
你有没有想过也许你只是保守派的一员 You ever think that maybe you're just a part of the old guard?
你懂吗 现在电影已经不一样了 You know? I mean, movies are made differently now.
哦是的 我听说每个人都非常想看油管上的最新短片 Oh, yes, I hear everyone's dying to see the new YouTube short shot entirely from a smart pack.
当你们这一代都死了之后 没有冒犯你的意思 And when your generation dies out, no offense,
我们将能够制作出不遵循同样的病态故事线的电影 we'll be able to make movies that don't follow the same sick story lines.
没有人会先说 没有冒犯的意思 No one ever says no offense and then
然后说一些像 “我喜欢肉桂面包” 这种话 says something like, "I love cinnamon buns."
这句话才是真的没有冒犯的意思 Now that is a sentence that truly means no offense.
- 我只是觉得你没懂 - 我懂了 - You know, I just don't think you get it. - I get it.
- 你就是不被喜欢的那种人 - 我说了那个剧本很好 - You're kind of unlikeable. - I said I it was pretty good.
- 很好对我来说意味他妈的 - 你的他妈的对我来说意味着什么呢 - Pretty good means fuck all to me. - Your fuck all means what to me?
抱歉 因为我老了 而且我们这一代人需要被灭绝 Sorry, because I'm old and my generation needs to die out
- 所以 去他妈的所有 - 你知道吗 - so, fuck, fuck all? - You know what?
没关系 你可以不喜欢我的剧本 我只是忍不住想 It's fine. You're allowed to not like the script, it's just I can't help but wonder
如果你没有喝醉的时候读它的话 你会怎么想 how you would feel about it if you read it when you weren't drunk
- 或者你没嗑药的时候 - 我没有嗑药 - or on whatever drugs you're doing. - I'm not on drugs.
也许就是因为那个 Oh, maybe that's it, then.
因为我大声说出来的时候才意识到 Because I'm realizing as I say it out loud
你最好的作品是在你嗑嗨的时候写出来的 that your best work actually came when you were stoned.
你戒掉之后 你的创造力就消失了 It's when you got clean that the creativity kind of went away.
你就是一坨屎 You are kind of a piece of shit.
我知道你从哪里得到的主角的灵感 Like I see where you got inspiration for your main character.
我可以像你希望的那样那么写 I could write it the way that you want it, but then I'd just
但是那样我只会变成另一个迈克尔·伯维尔 不是吗 be another Michael Burwell, wouldn't I?
那不是你想要的吗 Isn't that what you want? I mean,
你他妈给了我你的剧本 you gave me the fucking script.
你 You.
也许我确实像你 Maybe I am like you.
但是你真的把她当垃圾一样对待 But you know what? You really treat her like crap.
你鬼鬼祟祟 说些屁话 I mean, you sneak around, talking shit,
假装清醒 lying about being sober?
我不会说她的姓是伯维尔这件事会让你 I don't suppose that the fact that her last name
更喜欢她一点 is Burwell made you like her just a fraction more than you would have?
她知道我是为了见你才和她在一起的 She knows that we got together so I could meet you.
她知道 而且她不在乎 She knows that and she didn't care.
当然 Of course.
因为不管我们搬到哪里 Because it doesn't matter where we move.
这都会一直发生 This is going to keep happening.
嘿 我们给你准备了蛋糕 Hey, we got you a cake.
你们在讲什么呢 What are you talking about?
很明显 这是我应得的结局 Obviously, this is the ending I deserve!
事情总是朝着这个方向发展 It was always heading this way
我以为已经足够好 可以摆脱这种状况了 and to think I was good enough to write myself out of this.
我猜我确实不招人喜欢吧 Well, I guess I really am unlikeable.
不 我不懂 你在... No, I don't, what are you...
我不会再这样了 I'm not going to do this again.
怎么了 科尔 Cole, what?
该死 我们在点蜡烛之前就切蛋糕了 Shit, we cut the cake before we lit the candles.
梦幻冰奶油 还记得吗 海莉 Dreamy ice creamy, remember that, Hales?
这句话从那儿来的 Where's that from?
从什么地方来的吗 Is that from anything?
不从什么地方 That was from nothing.
让我吃蛋糕吧 从哪儿来的 Well, let us eat cake. Where's that from?
天呐 你们到底有什么毛病 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
你们的家庭动机就是 Is it your family motive to play off
像一个好笑的怪癖一样发挥所有的致命缺陷吗 every fatal flaw like a fun quirk?
海莉 把我赶出去吧 我是有害的 Haley, kick me out! I'm toxic.
我只会一直对你撒谎 I'm just going keep fucking lying to you,
所以逼我滚出你的生活吧 so force me out of your life, otherwise
不然我会一直回来的 I'm just going to keep coming back.
- 你干什么了 - 你爸看了我的剧本 - What did you do? - Your dad read my script.
他问了我 我就回答了 He asked and I answered.
我真的是为了你才来的 我只是 我... I really was here for you, I was, I just, I...
我只想让它和我想象中一样美好 但是... And I wanted it to be as good as I thought it was, but...
那个剧本是我的所有了 That script is all I have.
不 No.
不 我不许你那么说 No, you're not allowed to say that.
你也不可以在这么做 好吗 You're not allowed to do that, okay?
如果你以为你可以就这样把我删掉 If you think that you can just erase me,
是不可能的 好吗 you can't do that, okay?
这就是个噩梦 That's just every nightmare I've ever had.
是 我就是噩梦 Yeah, I am a nightmare.
你知道吗 你不用把我赶出去 我走了 You know what? You don't have to kick me out. I'm going.
♪ 迈出一步 ♪ ♪ Take a step ♪
♪ 别回头 ♪ ♪ Don't look back ♪
♪ 迈出一步 ♪ ♪ Take a step ♪
♪ 不要回头 ♪ ♪ And don't look back ♪
♪ 别回头 ♪ ♪ Don't look back ♪
♪ 看着时间流逝 ♪ ♪ Watching minutes slip away ♪
♪ 想着我永远不会说的事 ♪ ♪ Thinking things I'll never say ♪
♪ 我要改变了 ♪ ♪ I know I've got to make a change ♪
♪ 不能再浪费另一天了 ♪ ♪ Because I can't waste another day ♪
♪ 因为我一直在等 ♪ ♪ Because I been waiting ♪
♪ 但是却不能说 ♪ ♪ But I can't stay ♪
♪ 我在等你 ♪ ♪ I'm waiting ♪
敬我这个混蛋 To me being a fucking asshole.
我都不会为了这个干杯 I wouldn't even cheers to that.
你不需要为了这个干杯 这没什么 You don't have to cheers to it. It's just a thing.
你是个混蛋 很明显 You're asshole-ish, because you're oblivious, but,
但是八年来我从来没见过 I wouldn't say in the eight years I've know you you've ever been
你不是故意要装成混蛋的 like, a full asshole, not on purpose.
好吧 Yeah, well.
这个夏天 很多事情变了 Things changed this summer.
你已经要走了吗 You leaving already?
你完全被海莉迷住了… You were really caught up in Haley and...
事情进展得很快 我就觉得 things were moving fast and I just figured
为什么要等呢 why wait?
所以... So, uhm...
嗯 明天晚上 yeah, tomorrow night now.
那个人 我的室友 The guy, roommate.
听着 你的目标不是停滞不动 Look, you aimed for something instead of staying still, so,
所以 也挺好的 points for that.
我已经没有目标了 Well, my aim was off.
听着 我叫你混蛋的时候 我... Look, when I called you asshole-ish, I...
我都不觉得你是 伙计 你只是... I don't even think you're that, man. You're just...
科尔 Cole, which...
我觉得 I think is...
很正派的 decent.
正派 Decent.
我们支持正派的人找到彼此 We root for decent people to find each other
然后陷入爱河 那是什么 and fall in love, that's what?
剧本创作的第一课吗 Lesson one of Screenwriting 101?
你让观众看到他们想看的 You give the audience what they want.
所以我为什么不能呢 So why can't I do that?
我想因为你有自己的方式吧 I think because you get in your own way.
你总是把事情复杂化 You over-complicate things when
即便你面前就有更简单的解决方式 there's a simpler solution right in front of you.
看 这就像生活一样 See, this feels like real life.
我在想... I'm thinking, just...
不知道 I don't know.
就感觉... It feels...
很对 Right.
奇怪的是你 你是那个主角 It's weird that's you. You're the protagonist.
你让所有故事继续下去 You just got all these stories going on.
如果我是主角 If I was the protagonist,
你会支持我吗 would you root for me?
我已经用很多方式... I have been rooting for you...
支持着你... in one way or another...
很长时间了 for a very long time.
谁知道那是什么意思 Who knows what that means?
你已经支持我很长时间了 You've been rooting for me for a long time.
你要睡裤吗 You want pajama bottoms?
我知道那是什么意思了 I think I know what that means.
你这个诡计多端的混蛋 You're a scheming piece of shit.
我们从同一部电影里看的 We learned from the same films.
我不是同性恋 I'm not gay.
你也不是直的 You're not straight.
你知道你看我的样子吗 Do you know the way you look at me?
我们说话的方式 The way we talk?
我只是觉得和这个女孩约会可以... I just thought dating this girl would finally...
好吧 Okay.
我也是个混蛋 I'm an asshole, too.
我猜 嗯... I guess, uhm...
所有人都有个计划 everybody's got a plan.
再喝一杯吗 Another drink?
你要干什么 What do you do?
我就是有一些好想法 It's just I've got some good ideas.
我想趁我还感觉像屎一样的时候把这些都写出来 I want to channel them while I still feel like crap.
因为我还在宿醉 Just because you know, I'm hangover.
好吧 多喝点水 Yeah, well, make sure you drink lots of water.
是吗 Yeah?
这是个人们知道的喝酒窍门吗 Is that a drinking tip people know?
是啊 所有喝酒超过六周的人 Yeah, people who've been drinking for longer than six weeks.
好吧... Well...
明天见... See you to...
哦不该死的 你今晚就走了 No, you're leaving tonight, shit.
好吧 回头发短信给我 All right, well just, uh, text me and I'll,
我会回来然后和你说 你知道的 I'll come back and say, you know.
是啊 Yeah. And I'm...
如果你和我说"你知道的"就很好了 It'd be nice if you said you know.
奥斯汀: 还有五小时就走了... 喝奶茶吗
♪ 我感觉到了线条 ♪ ♪ I feel the lines ♪
♪ 定时的设计 ♪ ♪ The timed designs ♪
♪ 租用的地图 ♪ ♪ The charter map ♪
♪ 划过你的脸 ♪ ♪ Across your face ♪
♪ 每一个微笑 ♪ ♪ With every smile ♪
♪ 都建立了自己的里程 ♪ ♪ They built their mile ♪
♪ 每一滴泪水 ♪ ♪ And with each tear ♪
♪ 都是两倍的速度 ♪ ♪ At twice the pace ♪
♪ 一年之前我们还年轻 ♪ ♪ We were young a year ago ♪
♪ 这就是全部 这就是一切 ♪ ♪ That's all it takes, that's all it takes ♪
海莉·伯维尔
♪ 一年之前我们还年轻 ♪ ♪ We were young a year ago ♪
♪ 为时已晚 为时已晚 ♪ ♪ Is it too late is it too late ♪
奥斯汀: 图片（好莱坞）
♪ 第二只手 ♪ ♪ The second hand ♪
♪ 又来了 ♪ ♪ Comes 'round again ♪
♪ 活着为了死去 ♪ ♪ It lives to pass ♪
♪ 永远不会停下 ♪ ♪ And will not land ♪
♪ 这是我们的宿命 ♪ ♪ It is our fate ♪
♪ 在每个新的一天 ♪ - 你真是个陈词滥调 ♪ With each new day ♪ - You're a walking cliché.
♪ 那个沙漏 ♪ ♪ The hourglass ♪
♪ 变成了沙子 ♪ ♪ Becomes the sand ♪
♪ 一年之前我们还年轻 ♪ ♪ We were young a year ago ♪
♪ 这就是全部 这就是一切 ♪ ♪ That's all it takes that's all it takes ♪
♪ 一年之前我们还年轻 ♪ ♪ We were young a year ago ♪
♪ 为时已晚 为时已晚 ♪ ♪ Is it too late is it too late ♪
♪ 一年之前我们还年轻 ♪ ♪ We were young a year ago ♪
♪ 这就是全部 这就是一切 ♪ ♪ That's all it takes that's all it takes ♪
晚上八点 密室脱逃
♪ 一年之前我们还年轻 ♪ ♪ We were young a year ago ♪
♪ 为时已晚 为时已晚 ♪ ♪ Is it too late is it too late ♪
嗨 Hi, hey.
我八点有个“时间循环”主题的预约 I have a reservation for the time loop at eight.
你晚到了三分钟 You are three minutes late.
你得尊敬这个房间 Got to respect the room.
这不是一个养蛇的动物园 对吧 Guess that's not a snake petting zoo, huh?
我希望你不要来的 I was hoping you wouldn't come.
那你为什么要来 So then why did you?
来看看电影般的结局存不存在 To see if movie endings really do exist.
所以现在你想要一个电影结局了 So now you want a movie ending?
好吧 你知道 这并不是一个电影结局 Well, this isn't a movie ending, you know.
电影的结局会是你最后没有出现 A movie ending would have been you not showing up.
我来这儿 希望你不要出现 I came here hoping that you wouldn't,
因为那意味着你已经放下了 because that would have meant that you had moved on.
或者也许我只是想见你 Or maybe I just wanted to see you.
那我们就是天生一对了 Well, then we really are perfect for each other,
因为你也一遍一遍得做愚蠢的事情 because you do stupid things over and over again, too.
是啊 有句话可以总结这个 Yeah, there's a word for that.
“我们不能回头 我们只能看看我们来时的地方” "We can't return. We can only look behind from where we came."
我从来没说我想回头 I never said that I wanted to return.
那你为什么在这儿 Then why are you here?
我在这儿是因为我也有问题 I'm here because I have problems, so.
我不是来诊断你的 但我觉得 I'm not here to diagnose you, but I think your dad
你爸爸和你认为自己一团糟有很大的关系 has a lot to do with why you think you're messed up.
好吧 科尔 你怎么找到我的 Okay, Cole. How'd you find me, huh?
做一个自私的讨厌鬼就可以了 By being a selfish creep.
不 不 你是怎么找到我的 No, no, how'd you find me?
我跟踪了你 I stalked you.
因为我让你找到的 Because I let you.
你觉得我毕业那天晚上为什么出来透气 Why do you think I came out for air that night at graduation?
谁真的那么做啊 Who actually does that?
室内有那么多空气 There's tons of air inside.
但我看到你一点也没有 But I saw you having none of it.
你看起来很孤独 I guess you looked lonely, so.
所以我去了外面 给你加了点木炭 So, I went outside and I stoked the coals.
火焰 什么的... Flames, what...
我制定了一个糟糕的计划 I made a fucked up plan.
对 我给你留了线索 Yeah, and I left you clues along the way.
我一直在网上发我在什么地方 I constantly posted where I was.
你知道真正搞砸的是什么吗 You know what's really screwed up is that
在进面包店之前 我看到你在跟踪我 I saw you following me before the bakery
我很激动 因为这意味着 and I was thrilled because somehow that meant
我不会那么孤独了 that I was less alone.
那为什么你不直接在毕业典礼给我你的电话呢 Why not just give me your phone number at graduation, then?
为什么不正常一点呢 Why not just be normal about it?
看 我们没有一个人是正常的 Look I... Neither of us are normal.
你身后的海报上是有六位数字的密码吗 Is there a six digit code on the posters behind you, there?
是的 Yeah.
1-2-0-1-1-7.
为什么我不给你我的号码 Why didn't I give you my number?
因为我想让你找到我 Because I wanted you to find me.
我想让你证明你想要我 I wanted you to prove that you wanted me.
因为该死的 我已经太累了而且受够了 Because goddammit, I am so sick and tired
痴迷于那些 of just being obsessed with people
不喜欢我的人 that aren't obsessed with me back.
抱歉 我沉迷于错误的原因了 Well, I'm sorry I was obsessed for the wrong reason.
对不起 我没法让它变成一个正确的原因 I'm sorry I couldn't make it the right reason.
对不起 I'm sorry.
谢谢 Well, thanks.
你的道歉 For your apology, anyway.
不管怎样 当我说我爱你的时候 For what it's worth, when I said I loved you,
我真的想这么说 I really wanted to mean that.
这和我写的不一样 It's just not how I'm written.
我不能和你有这种标准的幸福结局 I can't have that standard happy ending with you,
因为我... because I'm...
这不是我 It's not who I'm meant to be.
我们又回到刚开始讲的内容了 And we're back where we started.
是象征啊 Yep, symbolic, no?
嘿 你知道那个词吗 Hey, you know that word?
就是一遍又一遍地做着愚蠢的事情 The one for doing stupid things over and over again?
叫“上瘾” It's "addiction."
所以 你是对的 So, you're right.
我的生活一团糟都是因为我爸 I am messed up because of my dad.
他是个瘾君子还是酒鬼 He's addicted to drugs and alcohol.
而我对人... 上瘾 I'm addicted... to people.
这也是我在这儿的原因 And that's why I'm here right now,
因为我想知道你会不会也来 because I wanted to see if you'd be here, too.
就像瓶子里的最后一片药 It's like the final pill in the bottle.
是一个结束 It's closure.
我只是非常需要 I just really need
去结束这个圆圈 这样我才能最终走出它 to close this circle so I can finally step out of it.
这个听起来... Well, that sounds, uh...
像是一个很好的结局 Like a really good ending.
♪ 昨天 ♪ ♪ Yesterday ♪
♪ 一个孩子出来流浪 ♪ ♪ A child came out to wander ♪
♪ 抓到了一只蜻蜓 放在罐子里 ♪ ♪ Caught a dragonfly inside a jar ♪
♪ 天空充满雷声时感到恐惧 ♪ ♪ Fearful when the sky was full of thunder ♪
♪ 星星掉落时感到悲伤 ♪ ♪ And tearful at the falling of a star ♪
♪ 季节不断更替 ♪ ♪ And seasons they go round and round ♪
♪ 彩绘的小马上上下下 ♪ ♪ And the painted ponies go up and down ♪
♪ 我们被时间的旋转木马囚禁了 ♪ ♪ We're captive on the carousel of time ♪
♪ 我们不能回头 ♪ ♪ We can't return ♪
♪ 我们只能看看我们来时的地方 ♪ ♪ We can only look behind from where we came ♪
♪ 转啊转啊转啊 ♪ ♪ And go round and round and round ♪
♪ 在圆圈游戏里 ♪ ♪ In the circle game ♪
♪ 十六个春天和十六个夏天走了 ♪ ♪ Sixteen springs and sixteen summers gone now ♪
♪ 卡车轮变成车轮 ♪ ♪ Cartwheels turned to car wheels ♪
♪ 穿过小镇 ♪ ♪ Through the town ♪
♪ 他们告诉他 慢慢来 ♪ ♪ And they tell him take your time ♪
♪ 不会太久了 ♪ ♪ It won't be long now ♪
♪ 直到你拖着脚步 让圆圈慢下来 ♪ ♪ 'Till you drag your feet to slow the circles down ♪
♪ 季节还在变换 ♪ ♪ And the seasons they go round and round ♪
♪ 彩绘的小马上上下下 ♪ ♪ And the painted ponies go up and down ♪
♪ 我们被时间的旋转木马囚禁 ♪ ♪ We're captive on the carousel of time ♪
♪ 我们不能回头 ♪ ♪ We can't return ♪
♪ 我们只能看看我们来时的地方 ♪ ♪ We can only look behind from where we came ♪
♪ 转啊转啊转啊 ♪ ♪ And go round and round and round ♪
♪ 在圆圈游戏里 ♪ ♪ In the circle game ♪
♪ 时间在旋转 男孩已经20岁 ♪ ♪ So the years spin by and now the boy is 20 ♪
♪ 虽然他的梦想失去了一些宏伟 ♪ ♪ Though his dreams have lost some grandeur ♪
♪ 成真了 ♪ ♪ Coming true ♪
♪ 会有新的梦想的 ♪ ♪ They'll be new dreams ♪
♪ 也许会有更好更多的梦想 ♪ ♪ Maybe better dreams and plenty ♪
♪ 在最后一个循环之前 ♪ ♪ Before the last revolving year is through ♪
♪ 季节还在变换 ♪ ♪ And the seasons they go round and round ♪
♪ 彩绘的小马上上下下 ♪ ♪ And the painted ponies go up and down ♪
♪ 我们被时间的旋转木马囚禁 ♪ ♪ We're captive on the carousel of time ♪
奥斯汀: 我回来了 喝奶茶吗
♪ 我们不能回头 ♪ ♪ We can't return ♪
♪ 我们只能看看我们来时的地方 ♪ ♪ We can only look behind from where we came ♪
♪ 转啊转啊转啊 ♪ ♪ And go round and round and round ♪
♪ 在圆圈游戏里 ♪ ♪ In the circle game ♪
♪ 转啊转啊转啊 ♪ ♪ And go round and round and round ♪
♪ 在圆圈游戏里 ♪ ♪ In the circle game ♪
♪ 所有那些幸福的日子 ♪ ♪ All those blissful days ♪
♪ 我们亲吻并挥手 ♪ ♪ That we kissed and waved ♪
♪ 回想今晚 ♪ ♪ Looking back tonight ♪
♪ 我半死不活 ♪ ♪ I was half alive ♪
♪ 变老了 ♪ ♪ Growing older now ♪
♪ 没有直接下来 ♪ ♪ And not coming down right ♪
♪ 我年轻的时候 ♪ ♪ When I was young ♪
♪ 全力奔跑 ♪ ♪ All I did was run ♪
♪ 曾经的我是什么样的 ♪ ♪ And the man I was ♪
♪ 现在他变成了什么样 ♪ ♪ What has he become ♪
♪ 就这样吧 ♪ ♪ And it's all ♪
♪ 追上我吧 ♪ ♪ Catching up to me ♪
♪ 回想今晚 ♪ ♪ Looking back tonight ♪
♪ 我半死不活 ♪ ♪ I was half alive ♪
♪ 曾经的我是什么样的 ♪ ♪ And the man I was ♪
♪ 现在他变成了什么样 ♪ ♪ What has he become ♪
♪ 就这样吧 ♪ ♪ And it's all ♪
♪ 追上我吧 ♪ ♪ Catching up to me ♪
♪ 就这样吧 ♪ ♪ And it's all ♪
♪ 追上我吧 ♪ ♪ Catching up to me ♪
♪ 就这样吧 ♪ ♪ It's all ♪
♪ 你跌倒了 正赶上我 ♪ ♪ You fall down and it's catching up to me ♪
♪ 追上我吧 ♪ ♪ Catching up to me ♪
♪ 就这样吧 ♪ ♪ And it's all ♪
♪ 追上我吧 ♪ ♪ Catching up to me ♪